Picture this with me. It's well after sunset, and after a day of hard work; you're ready for some time with that special someone. After a relaxing massage, the two of you retire into your bedroom for some well deserved frollicing-Only to swing the door open again fifteen minutes later in what could only be described as the saddest naked run you will ever imagine.

This was the scene of an evening both my partner and I faced several weeks ago, as we unsuspectingly used what we assumed was a normal warming lube. Normally we both prefer WET products, however preference must give way to prudence when choices are limited.

I'll get back to that though; here I am ignoring the star of this review! ID warming lube isn't really that attention grabbing. ID is a well known brand, it seems to be a staple in most online shops that cater to male toys. In fact, if it hadn't made me run towards the bathroom in pain, I'd probably have let it fall into obscurity after buying more WET lube.

Before you actually start to use it, it seems to be your average warming lubricant. A fairly thin lube that spreads easily and is (at first) pleasurable to feel. I will say that a little goes quite a long way here. It tasted like the old cough syrup formula that only came in "grape", but was never really grape. Personally I never really minded the taste, so that wasn't a bother to me at all. If only I could stop there; I would be able to recommend this product.

However, that isn't the case. You see, when when my partner and I started taking part in our monkey dance; there was a problem. First thing I noticed was that the lube was uncomfortably hot, but I figured that the intensity might fade after a few moments like many warming lubes I've used.

This soon wasn't much of an issue, as within several minutes the lube actually started to get sticky and "clump" together. Yes, that is definitely as nasty & uncomfortable as it sounds. The decision was ultimately made to reapply and attempt take off #2 so to speak, however that didn't prove to be too smart.

This time the heat factor went from "Oh, that is kind of unpleasant", to "Jesus Christ! It burns!". Lift off #2 was quickly canceled on the tarmac, while I called in the fire crews-I mean performed said naked sprint to the bathroom to quickly wash the lube off.

Ultimately there was no lasting damage to either of us. In fact, Jen says she actually enjoyed the sensation. Injuries or no, it certainly ruined the night. Not only that, but it was a ruddy mess to clean up. It was incredibly sticky, and not at all pleasant to work with after five minutes of use. I'll spare you the details, but let's just say that there is a certain ick factor in feeling like someone spilled pancake syrup all over your cock.

To sum it up into a simple one sentence review; Avoid this lube at all costs.