Really disgusting taste!! :(

I honestly would not buy this because the whole point is that is it edible and should taste good. It does not taste good and I would never voluntarily put this in my mouth again!
Published:
Pros
Aesthetically pleasing packaging.
Lubrication works well.
Cons
Disgusting flavor/taste.
Disgusting scent.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

The best use for this product would be as a normal lubricant. I would not use it for oral sex or actually anywhere that my mouth would go because it literally tastes like disgusting fake berry medicine. So gross! I would never want to give oral sex with this or really have to smell it at all... I don't really see a point in buying a flavored lube if you don't like the flavor (I would just buy a flavorless lube..or one that tastes nice). It's cool though, because it is made with all USDA organic ingredients, but honestly that doesn't make it taste any better.
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture is a bit more liquidy than I was expecting. It's kind of greasy and leaves a lingering scent that I find really gross. I wouldn't want to have this all over my body. I am actually scared to put this flavored lube all over my body in fear that I would break out in rash (however I have quite sensitive skin). It pours easily through a little cap that pops up on one side like a lotion bottle would.
    • Greasy

Taste / Aroma

No no no no, as I have said, I do not like the flavor and scent of this. I would never buy this because it is supposed to taste/smell like "Wild Strawberries" which is completely misleading. I was hoping for some amazing shampoo-like scent that I could actually eat but instead it tasted like grotesque medicine.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste

Performance

This product's scent lingers for a while. It comes off easily with water. It works well/fine/as expected for a lubricant and does its job, but I don't see the point of using a flavored lubricant if the taste is so disgusting. I must reiterate a million times that it really tastes gross.
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

This product was packaged nicely. It comes in a little 40oz clear bottle with a really pretty strawberry picture in the background. The packaging is classy and minimalist which made me excited to try it. It opens just as a little travel-lotion bottle would, with a cap that pops up on one side and you can pour it out the little hole.
    • Recyclable
    • Travel friendly
    • Would make a nice gift
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • mama2007 Contributor: mama2007
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  • Contributor: shellhell
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Charry
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: pitonno
    ganna pass thnx
  • Contributor: nanners
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: iabicpl09
    Thank you
  • Contributor: Creepellah
    ty
  • Contributor: Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    I always seem to have problems buying things that claim to taste like strawberries.
  • Contributor: MALVINA
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: invisiblehat
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Sexy Desire
    Thank you, things that 'taste' are always iffy.
  • Contributor: Holly Quinn
    thanks!
  • Contributor: Peres2013
    thank you
  • Contributor: FemmeFlo
    Thanks for the review. It's too bad the taste wasn't good. Darn it. My search continues.
  • Contributor: .kaycat
    Good review thanks for the honesty
  • Contributor: Mistress Dragon
    Great review thank you for sharing.
  • Contributor: freeport
    Thanks for the review! I've become naturally wary of anything "strawberry" flavored at this point because so many of them seem to miss the mark.
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