Please cream lubricant - lubricant discontinued by Pleasure Works - review by joiedejouets

Please Cream is a water-based lubricant from the folks at Pleasure Works and is great for PIV sex, anal play, solo play, and anything else you'd have in mind! It's very creamy in texture and is nicely slick making anal play very comfortable. It's all natural, hypo-allergenic, vegan, cruelty free, totally recyclable, and made in the USA for an added piece of mind. It wipes away really easily and has no residue to speak of.

It contains a tiny amount of silicone, however it can be used with premium silicone toys without worry. I've used it on Vixskin, Pleasure Works, and Tantus' silicone toys without any interactions or degrading. If you are worried however, spot testing is recommended. I haven't used it in water situations, however I don't think it would be ideal despite the little bit of silicone it contains.

The texture of this stuff is very creamy and lovely; it's very luxe and feels far more expensive than it is. I found this formula to be very moisturizing as well (I rubbed some into my skin and it felt very velvety after it absorbed into my skin). It features a really lovely easy-to-use cap that can be accessed with slippery fingers easily and efficiently.

As far as thickness goes, this isn't like any other water-based lube I've tried. It isn't super thick, but it also isn't overly runny like other water-based lubes can be. It's just creamy and nice. There is no residue left behind. It absorbs very nicely and doesn't leave a trail of grease behind. It isn't remotely sticky in any way, shape, or form and just feels nice and natural.

I've read the reviews that said that this had a weird taste and a bad smell. I haven't smelled or tasted it myself yet so I just gave it a shot and the taste is a bit weird, although it doesn't leave an aftertaste and it dissipates quickly. The smell is only slight and isn't bothersome in the least.

As far as the lasting power goes, I think Please cream performs wonderfully. You might have to apply a little more than usual to get a good session out of it because if you don't use enough, it absorbs into your skin quite easily, which isn't necessarily a bad thing; it just doesn't make for an extremely slick atmosphere. I tried this anally using a Pleasure Works silicone butt plug (Casanova), and it slipped so easily inside I couldn't believe it. There is usually some friction, but the creamy formula really makes it. It also worked very well with Tantus toys anally.

After playing, clean up is a breeze! This lube washes away very nicely and like I said, no residue or stickiness to speak of. I just adore the texture of this stuff. It made me feel like I was doing something good for my body as opposed to introducing a foreign substance to it.

I purchased the 8 oz version which is more than enough to last me quite a while. Please Cream comes packaged in a tall, slender bottle with a fuchsia label with white text. On the back it reads:

"Long Lasting
Paraben & Glycerine free
Washes away easily
Silky texture"

The list of ingredients is Water/Aqua, Sorbitol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone(i.e Silicone), Glyceryl Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Polysorbate-20, Cellulose Gum, Sclerotium Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Disodium EDTA.

I've always been fascinated by other creamy lubricants, namely Liquid Silk; however, I was turned off by the inherently bad materials inside of it and many other lubricants with the same principles (Sliquid Silk). Ideally this was the right price and had great materials and reviews on it. That's why I chose this over the other two on the market.