My wife loves Booty Parlor products. The packaging, the marketing, it seems like it was directed at her. We've had several of their products, including lingerie and vibrators and have been both impressed and disappointed. Seeing that the company offered this sampler pack called "The Romantic Rendezvous Lovekit," we decided to give it a shot. We give this 4 out of 5 stars, and if we were giving them a letter grade it would get a solid B. Nothing blew us away, but nothing was a big disappointment either.

The kit arrives in great packaging. It is in a cardboard box with a plastic peephole allowing you to see the three bottles, each a different color. The coloring around the front of the box is white with the booty parlor name at the top, and the product name at the bottom of the box. The back of the box is pink and has the company name and the product name again. On the bottom half of the box is a brief description of each product, including ingredients. Once you pull the items out of the package they are nestled within a plastic tray. This would be a great item to give as a gift, the packaging is excellent and looks great. We discarded the packaging after removing the items and I wouldn't suggest keeping the packaging for storage. We store these items in our bath cabinet with no problems at all.

When looking at the package you see first the massage oil, then the personal lubricant and finally the bubble bath. I will detail each product below in that order.

The "Don't Stop Massage Oil" is a bluish in color and is in a round bottle that is 2.1 fluid ounces. The massage oil applies liberally from the bottle and while I know massage oil is somewhat "runny" this was a little more runny than I was expecting it to be when applying it. The bottle's top is a screw top and you pour the massage oil out like most bubble baths or the sort. A pump top would be very useful for use when applying the massage oil. Overall it is pretty thin in its application, but it does last a long time once on the skin. It is absorbed slowly and allows you to rub a smaller bit around a large portion of the body. It does not leave the skin feeling overly sticky once it is absorbed.

The fragrance is very subtle on the massage oil. It has an almost type of neutral natural smell, I believe it is sandalwood. You won't use this massage oil simply for the fragrance, but it isn't distracting either. The ingredients are listed below for the massage oil:

Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Fragrance (parfum), Benzyl Benzoate, Limonene, Linalool, Hydroxyisohexyl 3-Cyclohexene Carboxaldehyde, Red 33 (CI 17200), Blue 1 (CI 42090) Add magic lubricant: Water (aqua), Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Hydroxypropyl Guar, Potassium Sorbate, PEG-45 M, Sodium Benzoate


The next item in the package is the "Add Magic" lubricant is clear, it also comes in a circular bottle and measures 2.1 fluid ounces. This does come with a pump top and it is very convenient when you are in the middle of things to be able to squeeze a little bit out. I think most lubricants need to offer this type of top and I really enjoyed this. The lubricant is water-based and can be used with any toy, including silicone toys. It is thicker than some lubricants, a drop put on your finger doesn't go running over your fingers, but instead holds firm. Since it isn't runny a little bit takes you a long way and only a little is needed to be applied. It has no discernible smell to it and applies easily. It lasts a long time for us, which was very pleasant. It is very easy to clean and leaves no sticky residue as some lubricants can. My wife also is very sensitive in the pubic region and there was no irritation or rashes from its use. The ingredients for the lubricant are listed below:

Water (aqua), Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Hydroxypropyl Guar, Potassium Sorbate, PEG-45 M, Sodium Benzoate

The final product in the package is the "Naughty Bubbles" bubble bath and is almost tan in color. It again comes in the circular bottle and measures 2.1 fluid ounces. It comes with the same type of top as the massage oil and is much thicker than the massage oil. It has a consistency very similar to other bubble baths that we have. My wife loves lots of bubbles in her bubble baths and a good amount is needed to create a large amount of bubbles. The bubble bath is thick when being added to bath water and if you use enough you will have a pleasant bubble bath. We found the right ratio with about a 1/3 of the bottle being used which equates to almost 3/4 of an ounce. We have a standard bath tub, not a Jacuzzi tub to give you an idea about the amount of bubbles produced.

This has a pleasant smell to it, after examining the fragrances I would guess that this is the cedarwood smell. It again is subtle, but once the bath tub is full you will definitely notice the smell. If you are sensitive to smells you will definitely want to check it out prior to filling your tub, but my wife found the scent pleasing and relaxing. It is not sticky once in the the bath water and leaves no type of residue either on your skin or in the tub after the bath is done. The ingredients are listed below:

Water (aqua), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Acrylates Copolymer, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sodium Hydroxide, Synthetic Fluorphlogopite, Benzophenone-4, Chlorphenesin, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Fragrance (parfum), Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891, Mica, Iron Oxides (CI 77489, CI 77491, CI 77499), Red 40 (CI 16035), Red 33 (CI 17200)


Experience:

We liked this set overall. There are some minor quibbles, such as the massage oil being a little runny and the bubble bath not producing quite enough bubbles. If I were rating the individual products I would give the lubricant 5 out of 5 stars, the massage oil 4 out of 5 stars and the bubble bath 4 out of 5 stars. Overall a very solid set, great for experimenting and we will be ordering more of the lubricant and the massage oil once this kit is finished.

We are now a few months down the road since the initial review and feel the same in general about these products. The bubble bath has been used up, and by the time it was gone my wife was disappointed it was. She'd grown to like the smell of the bubble bath even if the amount of bubbles wasn't great. We still have some of the lubricant and massage oil and like both a lot. Especially the lubricant, which with the push dispenser is very handy. A good set to have around, especially as a gift.