First of all, I am very disappointed with this lube. I had an extremely bad time with this product. I am very sad about it.

I was so excited for this lubricant. A couple of months ago, I found this awesome site. It had all the cool and kinky stuff I wanted to buy, but was way too embarrassed to purchase in a store. So I signed up for an account, put in an order for what was rated a good product for anal sex and waited patiently by the mailbox.

A few days passed and, HOORAY, I got my first package! I plotted carefully waiting for the right moment to put on the charm so we could get in the mood. I made sure to wear something extra sexy, I was super flirty and bam! We were nekkid. I looked back and was like "Hey, surprise let's use this new lube I bought." (In a much more sexy way.) I waited, (extra sexily) for insertion and it slipped in and felt so goo-, wait no, ow. This doesn't feel like it usually does. It stings...OW. Shit, this hurts! OW, OW, OW! Get it out!

After being extremely MORTIFIED, we did not have any type of sexual anything for a whole week or two.

When I finally got the balls to take part in sexual intercourse again, or even think about it, we tried using it for oral. BIG mistake. It tasted like...metal, dirt and over all, yuck. But then again that could be my own stupidity. I mean flavored lube is for oral, right?

At this point I was fed up and cranky from two sex-free weeks. So I begrudgingly initiated vaginal sex. (Just put it in already!) Oh, yes. This had been exactly what I was waiting for! Oh wait, no. NO! Not again! In an attempt to make the pain stop, I lay still, praying the stinging would randomly disappear. It didn't.

It has the consistency of hair gel. It ended up sticking to me afterward and made me feel gross until I washed it off. And the smell, it is a fresh scent that reminds me of clean, even though there are no fragrances added.