The New Intimacy

Water-based anal lube
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looks like jello in a bottle

This is another lube I would stay away from. We have tried so many lubes over the years. Too many to count. This is one that we just hated. We have tried to find a use for it, just to not have to toss it. But nothing we have tried makes this lube shine.
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Pros
none I can think of
Cons
too thick, dries too quickly.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

This lube is designed for anal use. It can be used for any type of sexual contact, but because of its thickness works best for anal. It is water based, so can not be used in the shower, tub, or pool. It is safe to use with your silicone toys. Can be used for masturbation also.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube is thick. I mean so thick it does not want to come out of the bottle. You have to pound on the bottom of the bottle to get it to come out. I have never used a lube that was so thick. It has a smooth texture, when you can get it to stay on your skin. But more on that latter. It is not really silky, it has a slight greasy feeling to it. Not like you rubbed bacon grease on your self, more like you put on a lotion.
    • Slick
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

This lube did not have a strong smell to it. It had a slight chemical smell to it. Like you get with most lubes. You would have to put your nose right to the bottle to smell it.

I did not taste this lube. I only have tasted the flavored lubes. Because they were designed to be tasted. So I can not comment on the taste of this one. I do not think anyone would be putting this one in their mouth, seeing how it is a lube designed for anal sex.
    • Light smell

Performance

This lube fell short on the performance. Once you finally was able to get the lube out of the bottle, it did not stay on your skin. We like to pour the lube onto my penis and then she will insert it. Less of a mess if you are not touching it, plus you don't have to stop and wipe your hands on a towel. But we could not do this with the lube. It would just slide right off, leaving my penis dry. We would have to rub it in to lube my penis. The lube reminded me of a jello that had not set up all the way. You had to rub it in to break up the "chunks" of lube.

This lube drys up pretty quickly, getting sticky. You will need to reapply often to keep thinks gliding nicely.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Reapply often

Experience

We purchased this lube because it was made for anal. Or so we thought. All because it says anal on the label, does not make it a lube you want down there. This performed worse then any lube we have used for anal. And this is the only one we have that is designed for anal sex. Go figure, right!
Follow-up commentary
nothing we have done makes this lube anything more then a spare bottle of jack off lube, for when the wife is having her time of the month. And even at that, it still has some problems. I mean come on, I can just about jack off with my wife's drool from her sucking on the head of my penis. If I can do that, I would think I could jack off with just about anything and make it work.

It has some things going for it. It is water based, making clean up simple. It does not stain the sheets. It does not give us any bad reactions to its ingredients.

But it just dries up way too fast. I ended up tossing this few weeks back. Got tied of looking at it. Need to make way for new products to test. I am just glad that this was not a high ticket item. I hate throwing money away. I guess I am just a lube snob. Only the best for my penis.
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    Instead of just bashing it, could you provide a good alternative that does meet your standards?
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    I'd like to know what you recommend as an alternative.
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