The New Intimacy

Lubricant discontinued
by System JO

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Just.. Not worth it.

It was interesting and seemed like a fun new thing to add to our collection; however it left us wanting more. Like a hot bath, and something to cut the aftertaste.
Published:
Pros
Novel idea
Interesting flavor choices
Cons
Sticky
Aftertaste
Feeling like your tongue is coated afterwards
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

When my girlfriend and I used this product, we were expecting a rather nice lube with a strong flavor and good ease of use. However, the bottle was difficult to open, and the amount that came out was either too much or too little. It also dried sticky, and we were stuck together for a little bit when we finished using it. It is water-based, and good for anyone with any latex allergies, if they do not mind being sticky afterward.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Mood enhancer
    • Oral sex
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere not the shower
    • Bedroom
    • Kitchen
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture, to tell the truth, was a little viscous. The way it came out of the bottle was inconsistent. The feeling was nice at first, slick and just fine, and then as time went on or it started to dry, it became sticky and uncomfortable to use.
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The taste. Ugh. The taste. A first it was alright, but then when the flavor was gone, it left my tongue feeling coated and uncomfortable. It was not even a very good pomegranate flavor, but more like a rip off or a cheap gum kind of flavoring.
    • Aftertaste
    • Bad taste
    • Light taste

Performance

As far as performance, it did not last very long. Ten, twenty minutes at the most? As someone who can have sex for hours, that is not at all a good length of time for a lube to use. It was a little hard to wash off, and attracted a lot of hair. It also attracts a lot of dust, because it was so sticky.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

The packaging is not very good for using one handed, for reapplication. It is also a little clumsy to stay shut or ends up being stuck shut by the excess lube that leaks out if it falls over.
    • Leaky container
    • Messy dispenser
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  • Contributor: megan1987
    thanks!!
  • Contributor: K101
    Wow sounds like this has absolutely nothing going for it Too bad. I had hopes it would work out. I had a very similar experience with one of the other System Jo lubes! It felt nice and slick then boom, a sticky funky mess. Lol. Guess I'll stick with Wet. I always love the taste and it's never sticky. Thanks for sharing ya'lls experience with this. I'll definitely stay away.
  • Contributor: Gimme More
    thank you
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    thanks
  • Contributor: Master DarkWolf
    Good review...
  • Contributor: DreamWolf
    Great review!
  • Contributor: ginainohio
    good review
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    Thanks!!
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    nice review
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    thanks
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