Look Ma no hands....Well I got in luck..I found this lube yesterday in my FAV toy store..sorry I couldn't wait for the mail man, it was a hhmmm BACK door rush :) I LOVE IT... I like all my back door visitors to walk in leaving as little chemical foot print as possible and this lube does just that.

I was glad to see that this lube is a natural product with no unknown chemicals that you can't pronounce. It is a little thicker than I am used to.. WOW first time saying that one.. BUTT it gets the job done quite nicely.. It is a well rounded bottom pleaser, and can do DOUBLE penetrating duties for either the front, the back, or front and back play action.

I tasted this product BEFORE use and it was pretty tasteless. I have yet to try afterwards and doubt I will be able to provide you that review. Again it is a little thick so you will feel that it is there and the only sound that it gives off is that of an Eden Fantasy when in use.

well here comes the BUMMER..It does not exceed my expectations on performance. I know I know, I was sooo ready for it to win in this area. It is a great thick lube but it will leave you like a bag of Lays. You keep going for more. Sorry Charlie, but this bad girl will have you going to the pump faster than your car's need for gasoline. I tried on both areas and the gel itself..NOT ME :) dried up so quickly. My guy didn't mind adding more because I think this allowed him to catch his breath but I just kept seeing my bottle going down down down. And I can be the only one in the room doing that.

If you are ready for anal play and are to shy to ask. Just sit the bottle by the remote. I am sure words will not be needed...No need to tip me for that free advice :)