Do you like quick drying, sticky lubes that leave you feeling Like you have just made love to a sand pit, yet somehow feeling you need a deep cleaning just to remove the gooey mess that's been left behind? Do you find deep pleasure when at the end of a love making session, your chaffed, sore, and blistered in all your tender places? Are you thrilled by the feeling you get when you applied the entire bottle of a chemically drenched lubricant, and it still it wasn’t enough to get the job done? Does it ever feel that when making Sweet love, you started out in a lush tropic jungle of ecstasy, only to find you wound up stranded in the middle of the sahara without an oasis in sight. Your partner crying out “moisture, oh god, just give me anything with moisture”? If you answered yes to any of these question, then Maximus is NOT for you. Steer clear of it. leave more for the rest of us.

I know this product has been reviewed over and over but once converted I felt compelled, No, FORCED by the gods of lubrication, to write a review.

I will try and make this review like a good speech, or a good quickie. Short, sweet, and to the point. Maximus is simply the BEST water based lube, or any base for that mater, I have ever used.

I can think of nothing this product is not compatible with, it's Glycerin free, and L-Arginine free. It does contain Paraben so this could be a potential issue for some, possibly the the only place it could be improved. I would also like to see a flavored line come out, but that's just really asking for the moon.

I love the texture, thick and jelled. For a water based lube It lasts and lasts, finally disappearing into the skin. Maximus is clear, clean, and leaves behind no stains. This lube has no smell at all(it really lasts a long time). Maximus has a slight taste that is a little bitter. This is not a flavored lube and not meant for ingestion. Did I mention that it lasts a long time? Really I can think of nothing more to say. I started on the quest for the perfect Lube and it ends here. I can't say i’m not going to try new things but this is a hefty yard stick to measure up to.