I suppose that I will start this review off saying that I am not the biggest fan of the good ol' blowjob. I worry constantly about teeth, about my own jaw issues, and that my partner won't even like it that much. So I would like to say that Happy Penis in Banana is fantastic and has given me a whole new outlook on performing oral sex on my partner.

While the Banana flavor doesn't taste like a real banana, it tastes a bit like the Laffy-Taffy banana flavor--enough so that I don't mind the taste or the texture. The container is also cute, and it looks more than a little like a penis itself. The label makes it clear exactly what you purchased, but really, if you wanted something discreet, "Happy Penis" doesn't seem like a name you'd be drawn to, anyway. And, regarding discreetness, it is small enough to take along with you during the day if you like, provided you don't rummage around too much in front of company. Because the cap is pull-open, push-closed, it won't even leak all over everything!

And even in use, it doesn't create a huge mess. I don't enjoy lube-like textures, but the creaminess of this product means that I don't mind touching it. And it doesn't stain or smell weird later on.

I owe this product for some very enjoyable, lengthy BJs that my partner and I both loved--he for obvious reasons, and I because my lips weren't tired and I wasn't worrying about teeth and because we had the lube we needed to make the experience enjoyable for him. (And also because he looked sexy. )

The other reviewer's excitement over this product was enough to convince my partner that we had to buy it, and I can say that I agree wholeheartedly with the recommendation of this product.

My first time using this lube I accidentally used way too much. I would not recommend doing this! It will last longer and taste better if you start with just a little.