Deatils... details... details.... Let's get the boring part out of the way shall we?

What's certified organic and comes in a travel sized little packet? You guessed it!! Sliquid Organics Botanically Infused Glycerine and Paraben free natural intimate lubricant. Or so the package says. On the other side of the packet there are the ingredients; Purified water, Plant cellulose(from cotton),Aloe borbadenis*, Natural tocopherole(Vitamin E), Cyamopsis, Extracts of Hibiscus*, Flax*, Green tea* and Sunflower seed*, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol.

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It tastes slightly on the bitter side, and doesn't really have a scent.

I bought the trail sized packet to get an idea if the bigger bottles are worth it. .17, 4.2 and 8.5 floz. The trial sized packet is great for a weekend out camping, or a weekend away. It comes in a cardboard packet with a cellophane liner. You twist the tip off and bobs your uncle or babbit's your aunt! You've got lube.

However; I do not feel that it is worth it. For me at least.

Let me get this out of the way first. If you need lube to kick start your play time, but then produce enough natural lube on your own, this would be perfect. It honestly would be. But unfortunately of late, I am more into clit play rather than penetration when I am masturbating... and since my clit does not produce and doesn't have an auto-lube function I need some assistance. But after about five or so minutes of dedicated clit play, I need to reapply. No matter how much Sliquid I use to begin with.

Which does not make me happy it makes me very sad for I spent $1.99 minus a 15% discount. I wish I was a Ferangi. I'd have done that math in my head.

Now, I've never used this lube in more humid climates, only here in the desert where the average daily humidty at this time of year is only 10%. It might work wonders in a damper climate. But in a drier climate, I constantly need to reapply, and I would not suggest it.

Ok. Clean up. Snap! The jobs a game! Whoops! Wrong movie. This is not Mary Poppins. Just some soap and water or a body wipe.

When it comes to lube, especially lube when it comes to sex, I hate how sometimes there are those little gummy balls that can form in the folds of the vagina. I hate how sometimes the next day the lube in my vagina makes everything almost stick together. So I have to test out lube masturbating before sex time. And this stuff... is pretty nice! I haven't had any flakey, icky gummy, or added dry out's like I have experienced with other lubes. I felt just like I normally do before I get aroused. And thankfully there is no scent, I hate waking up the next day and smelling that candy sweet scent wafting up from my nether region that refuses to go away for a day or two.

I've discovered that some lubes can cause some reactions, itchiness, additional dryness the next day, or just funny discharge. But with Sliquid, I've felt... normal. Almost softer than I did before.

I have found that this stuff is quite runny when you put it on your fingers or on a toy and slides around a little too much for my liking.

Ok. Now, let's talk about finger time. And by that, I mean what it's like when you put some on your thumb and roll your fingers over it massaging it into your fingers. One drop (similar to one drop of water) took seven seconds to disappear completely leaving my thumb and forefinger feeling just like my hands do after they've been washed. And let's compare for a moment, Fun Factory's Toy Fluid. Same sized single drop of lube on my thumb, took twenty-two seconds to disappear. System Jo H2O flavoured lube (I've three different ones and tried them all) took on average twenty-four seconds to disappear.

If I were asked which I like best of all, I'd say Toy Fluid. Because, as I said, it takes a day or two to get rid of that candy sweet scent no matter what I do. And I've tried lots of different things.

Now. Let's talk about some other fun facts. There is no way I'd ever suggest this lube for anal. It's just not thick enough and long lasting enough. Nor would I suggest this for- how else would you describe titty fucking without actually saying titty fucking? This lube absorbs way too easily into exposed skin to be much use, it absorbed almost as fast as I put it on.

My personal suggestion; if you are thinking of getting this Sliquid for your collection, I would first strongly suggest picking up the trial size and giving it a test run. I've used it for about six masturbation sessions, and a prolong sex session and there is still some left. It will last for a while. And this is even when I add more than if I was using a different lube.

Again, I feel the need to stress that this would not make a good anal lube in my opinion. It is a great lube if you make enough natural lubricant on your own once you get started. But if you are into clit play, or no penetration, I would suggest looking at something else. As well, because this is a review and I have to mention it but I think it would be common sense is; I would also not suggest using this in the shower, bath or hot tub as it is water base and the water would just wash it away.

I've given this lube a three out of five. Simply because I wish that this was longer lasting and not so quick to dry. I know taking two stars off because of this fact is a little harsh, it just seems that these lubes are not made to be used in drier climates. Which makes me sad. If it was not for this one fact, I'd be all over this lube... like if EF was giving me a basket filled with free toys.

Even though this lube dried up almost instantly for me in it's "lube use", I went on to consider alternate applications. What I really was shocked to discover, was that it made a pretty wicked body lotion.

I was shocked at how amazing my arm felt using this as a lotion and because of that, I am seriously considering buying a bottle to use as a body lotion.

I then decided to use the last few drops in a sheet test. For a sheet test, I take one drop of lube on the edge of a pillow case. I wait a moment, then take my finger and rub it in till I can no longer "rub it in". Leaving it over night, I discovered no stain, no water mark nothing to show that there should be a drop of lube there. So I tossed the pillow case into the washer and after bringing in my sheets from the line and a careful inspection, I noticed no lasting stain.

So men and women of the fear of ruining bedding races, rejoice! This is some pretty gosh darn good lube. Just not long lasting! For remember, it's great to start, but sucks to finish!