As a non-believer in flavored, colored, scented things going near my highly allergic and sensitive lady parts, a plain product is a must for me. Also a believer in nothing but silicone and glass toys, a silicone based lube is a big no-no. And finally, as a believer in having one lube to do it ALL, this makes me very picky. I don't want to have one lube for anal and one lube for vaginal use.

This is a great product. It's very silky, lasts a long time for a water based lube, won't stain your sheets, and never gets sticky. Don't ask me how it tastes. Like I said, flavored/scented/colored things don't get along with my vagina and I don't care how it tastes as long as the vagina is happy with it. I don't plan on eating it.

There is a very, VERY faint smell to this product, which is awesome after you've tried a couple "unscented" products that smell like burning rubber up close. Even then, you have to crack the bottle and stick your nose in it. A pump's worth of this lube has no scent at all.

It strikes a great balance between being a luxurious, moisturizing vaginal lube and a hardier, longer lasting anal lube, which is exactly what I want. All without the extra chemicals that make my lady bits look like a freshly plucked chicken. I know there's people out there with more sensitive skin than mine for sure, but this product works great for me.

Of course the cute package was a big selling point. I don't have to hide it because it looks like a perfume bottle! I leave it on my dresser and don't worry about it. I even showed this to one of my girlfriends, and said, "Look, isn't it cute! It doesn't say 'I'm a big pervert!'" Staying undercover is very important, you know.