I have tried a couple flavored lubes in the past, and quite frankly, I hated them all. They were always sticky, they always tasted like syrup and lube, and they always had a vomit inducing aftertaste. I enjoy the taste of dick (edit: clean dick) so the idea of added flavor was not a necessity. Against my better judgment, I decided I would give flavored lube one last try. After going through the reviews I came across the System Jo H2O lubricant|System JO H20 flavored lubricant. What were these claims of no aftertaste? That can’t be right! Well, to say the least I was curious, so I ordered one and hoped for the best.

When the bottle came I was quite pleased with the design. To open the cap you just push the button on the front and the lid flips up. To close just push the lid down and it snaps in place. Okay, well the bottle design is nice, but what about what’s actually in the bottle? My husband was at work, so I was left with only fake cocks to try it out on. I rubbed a few drops onto my Lone Star dildo|Lone star dildo and proceeded to give it a good sucking. The slipperiness was nice, very comfortable for my lips. Now the taste was interesting. I had ordered strawberry flavor, but it didn’t particularly taste like strawberries to me. It did have a pleasant taste to it though, sweet but not like artificial sweetener. I pulled the dildo out of my mouth to lick my lips and…where did the taste go? I couldn’t taste the lube anymore. I was in shock and didn’t believe my taste buds, so I tried it again. No horrid after taste, no taste at all was left in my mouth. I could still smell the delicious strawberry scent, but nothing to taste but my own lips.

Later that night when my husband arrived home, I gave the lube another test run. I used a few drops to coat his penis with and proceeded to warm him up with a nice hand job first. The lube performed better for this than I had anticipated. It was very slick and felt lovely to both of us. Moving on to oral sex, it performed as good on real cock as it did on fake cock. My husband said he could smell the strawberries, and it was very relaxing and arousing to him. When he got on the verge of finishing, I stopped to give him a kiss. He remarked on not being able to taste anything, which was great. The lube lasted through a hand job, oral, and intercourse quite nicely. The slickness stayed, the scent stayed, the flavor stayed; all on his cock and not in my mouth. It cleans up easy, and soaks into the skin nicely. No residue was left behind.

Needless to say, I have changed my mind about flavored lubes|Lubes and condoms. I can’t wait to try the other flavors!