Yes, this review took me a bit to write. I wanted to be able to actually try and use each flavor. It took a bit to get in the mood enough to be able to use all of these. Plus, I didn't want to just use one, and then simply do a taste test on all the others. So, onwards with the review!

In the box, there are twelve little pouches of Doc Johnson's "Motion Lotion." Most of them are different flavors, except for the two each of strawberry and passion fruit pouches. So, in alphabetical order, the flavors are: Cinnamon, Fudge, Passion Fruit, Peppermint, Pina Colada (can't figure out how to get the "~" over the n...), Raspberry, Strawberry, Vanilla, Watermelon, and Wild Cherry. Inside each pouch is 4 'cc's (4 mLs) of its respective flavor's edible, warming liquid. You're apparently supposed to be able rub the liquid onto yourself, or your partner, and then blow on it to make it warm up. The only time it warmed up was when I licked/ate it, when I used it for my vibrating butt plug, or when I poured some of it out and rubbed my hands together; blowing on it had no effect. You are also going to want to keep a pair of scissors nearby in order to open the pouches because they don't open very easily. Plus, while you are holding the pouch in one hand, and twisting the tab off with the other, some of the liquid will spray out if you are holding the pouch too tightly.

These "lotions" are simply water-based lubricants with a bit of flavoring added to them. They are safe for toys that call for a water-based lubricant, anal play (the warming effect really is fun!), jacking off, or whatever else comes to your mind! Some of the flavors taste good, but some taste extremely bad. I'll give my best representation of each flavor (alphabetically):

Cinnamon: Tastes like a piece of cinnamon gum that was chewed, left out overnight, and then chewed again the next day.

Fudge: Tastes like the store brand chocolate syrup that expired about a month ago. (Make sure you check your chocolate syrup before you use it. Just saying...)

Passion Fruit: This is actually the best tasting one, and it tastes similar to the actual unripened fruit. It isn't quite ripe.

Raspberry: I wish I had just skipped this one because it does taste bad, not the worst, but it is pretty bad. It tastes like over-ripened, sour raspberries.

Strawberry: This one tastes like a really bad, store brand version of strawberry jam. It's not terrible, but it is barely tolerable.

Vanilla: By far, this was the WORST flavor in the group. Ever have a relative that had an EXTREMELY strong vanilla candle that made you gag? Yeah, this is that candle. It's come back to haunt you, and it won't go away until you brush your teeth.

Watermelon: This one tastes like a mix of cherry cotton candy and watermelon bubble gum. It actually tastes pretty good, but gives you a bad after taste.

Wild Cherry: I couldn't figure out an example for this one. It doesn't taste like cherries at all. It's tolerable, but that's all I can give this one.

Those are the best examples I have for the flavors. These "lotions" go a long way. The 4 'cc's are enough to massage an entire body, and then leave some for play time (we were bored and we wanted to know how far these little pouches could go). These pouches are very durable, so you don't have to worry about where you keep these, just out of direct sunlight.