Getmaxxx...BURNING

If you like a gentle warming sensation, you might want to try this out. Consider this review a head's up: It warms. If your tender bits are sensitive to chemicals, pass this one up.
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Pros
It has aloe in it.
Cons
No warning on package about the warming properties.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

The ideal use for this water-based lube is vaginally. It is really too thin to use for anal sex. Warming enthusiasts will appreciate the warming...if they know about it ahead of time.

I am VERY sensitive to any warming or cooling chemicals and had an almost immediate reaction to this. There is ZERO indication on this product that it is warming.

I would not recommend this for anal use...at all...to my worst enemies.
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This is a very thin water-based lube. It dries really tacky.

The one good point about this lube is the container. It has a locking twist cap and a pump guard (a small piece of plastic that clips onto the pump).
    • Sticky
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

I think it has a slight smell of aloe. It proudly boasts on the packaging that it has aloe in it. It's not a very heavy scent and could be covered up with natural body smells.

I didn't taste it. I meant to after use, but after the horrible burning I decided it would be not be a good idea to taste it.

Performance

Before using it in my more tender areas, I pumped it once onto my fingers. It went tacky pretty quick. Thank goodness it's water-based lube. After the burning set in, I ran to the bathroom and washed off.

The worst aspect of the whole product is in the packaging. If it stated that it was a warming lube, I would NOT have gotten it. Thanks Getmaxxx, I REALLY could've used a heads-up on that!

Packaging

This came with a pump guard and in the locked position. It was also simply rolled up in a taped plastic bag. If you take off the label, it looks like a simple black plastic bottle with a pump applicator.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Travel friendly
Follow-up commentary
I have no idea where this went after I reviewed it. Honestly, I probably tossed it out. I really wasn't a fan of it to begin with.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: gone77
    No warning? Gah! What were they thinking?! Thanks for being the guinea pig, JR. hehe
  • Contributor: El-Jaro
    The first thing that popped into my head with this was:
    "My mouth tastes like burning"
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    I;m doing my review for this now. It doesn't hurt me like the other one does, but I found the slight warming pleasurable. Mine was also not thin. But I guess that is up to everyone different scale.

    LOL but yea I was surprised with the warming too. I swear it didn't even do that the first time I used it. Scary...
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Thanks, one more lube to stay away from. I, also, do not like warming or cooling or tingling lubes.

    I also don't care for aloe, as it tastes just awful!

    Good review.
  • Contributor: Pudyqat
    Good review
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