Five Lil' Tubes of Flavored Lubes

I actually really love this purchase! I adore the upbeat, bright packaging, the easy open, sturdy little bottles, and the array of flavors. I also enjoy the sensation the liquid makes in my mouth, but its usefulness for me is limited to oral sex and tongue-teasing due to how sticky it gets with no saliva or water involved!
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Pros
Great giftable packaging, flavor assortment, useful on many body parts
Cons
overwhelming glycerin flavor, throat burn, sticky for non-oral contact
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This little sampler kit of flavored, water-based "lube" is made to be tasted. So, while you technically don't need lube for oral sex, Motion Lotion can make the act a lot tastier.

Because of its glycerin and butylene glycol content, people tend to avoid it for vaginal sex; these ingredients have potential for irritation and yeast infections, and it is advisable to avoid the product for vaginal use especially if one is prone to those problems.

Also due to the glycerin content, this lube tends to dry quickly and become sort of draggy and sticky, which would also help to disqualify it for any real session of anal sex.

Besides blatant sexual acts, this could be applied and licked off of any part of the body as an interesting form of foreplay. It is an excellent nipple condiment, and could help to tasty-fy any particular parts that you don't regularly find delicious.
There is also a claim of warming sensation (to be discussed), when you blow on it.

Be advised if you are sensitive to any of the ingredients: (Glycerin, Flavor/Aroma, mango extract, papaya extract, pineapple extract, butylene glycol, denatured alcohol, citric acid, water, and a color dye for each. Hot Cherry also has "caramel" listed in its ingredients.)
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Bath
    • Beyond
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Body
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The liquid is very smooth and cool, and pours out of the bottle. It is perhaps the same viscosity of coolant from your radiator. On some body parts, the liquid will bead up and roll off just like water from wax paper, and other areas it may stick a little longer. It is almost guaranteed to roll off of what you pour it on until it is rubbed in, especially true of very smooth skin or any sort of extreme slope on the body. In its short run of use as a handjob aid, it felt rather thin and watery, sort of like baby oil, until slowly becoming thicker until it had dried into a sticky film.
    • Smooth
    • Sticky
    • Slick

Taste / Aroma

If you have ever tasted plain, drugstore glycerin, you have experienced the majority of the texture, flavor, and unique tongue tingling sensation of the Motion Lotion. In fact, you are are on the fence about ordering this Motion Lotion, you might could benefit from picking up a little bottle of pure glycerin on your next grocery store visit in order to give it a taste. You may like it or hate it, and that is the deciding factor, because the flavors are merely variations in the overwhelming taste of glycerin. I personally like the taste of plain glycerin, but my lover finds glycerin and all flavored species of it, atrocious.

I was expecting something completely different, but my preference turned out to be strawberry, mango, cherry, tropical, and passion fruit, in this order.


Hot Strawberry: Tastes great, after sampling all of them, this was the first one I reached for once the action started. The flavor reminds me of those cheap little strawberry hard candies that come in a clear red wrapper.

Hot Mango Madness: Mango madness tastes nothing like mango to me. It reminds me of sucking on sweet plastic, and I have consumed nearly half the bottle because the taste is so enigmatic. I want so hard to describe it, but literally any similar flavor is right on the tip of my tongue. Mango flavored Dum-Dum pops is the closest I can say right now.

Hot Cherry: Think of a much much milder form of NyQuil... or was it Robitussin? Either way, it is pretty yummy.

Hot Tropical: Tastes like fruit punch medicine.

Hot Passion Fruit: Tastes like... bubblegum. Not disgusting, but definitely my least favorite.

Overall, they don't have strong enough scent to linger in the room. My love can barely smell them from across the bed, let alone the room, and I have been sitting here pouring and tasting them for a while. They definitely don't smell bad at all, just gentle whiffs of their respective flavors.

On the way down, they leave little aftertaste, but prolonged use and consumption leaves my throat feeling kind of raw and dry.
    • Light smell
    • Strong taste

Performance

The problem with many warming/cooling liquids is that they often either work over-zealously or not at all. In this case, the warming feature worked on my mouth and little else. A mouthful of this liquid is like a shot of weak liquor to me, giving my mouth a warm and numb sensation. It provided little else to his junk or my nips than a lubricant and licking incentive. During oral sex, it was easy to exhaust the flavor of the lotion because I basically just kept sucking it right off or drooling it away. Having to pour and reapply and pour and reapply just to keep the flavor going was not really adding to the excitement.
For hand jobs or massage, forget it. It dries within minutes to an uncomfortable, skin-grabbing residue. Applying water sort of just took the liquid off, but in the end his skin was soft as a baby's bottom. He went right off to sleep comfortably after his fun without running to the bathroom to "Get this crap offa me.", as has been a problem with other products, so this product does satisfy me very well in that aspect. However, testing it for massage on my back/shoulders, I did end up feeling too sticky to be comfortable and asked for a wipedown with a towel.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Gets sticky
    • Reapply often

Packaging

I personally love the packaging of these sweet little bottles. Each one is a nice type of plastic with a relatively secure pop-top (that can be flipped open with a thumb in one hand) and each fits in your palm. The plastic is clear plastic that has a frosted look and texture to it, and labeled with bright stickers front and back that detail the flavor and ingredients. You could probably get away shame-free while traveling with these, as they look like little shampoo or soap bottles and the stickers will peel away. The bottles don't leak, but if you do close them and leave a little bit of liquid within the cap, it may escape the seal and leak out around the hinge.
As for the box they came in... well I love that too. It is vibrant and clean looking, and unless you are really reading it and kinda trying to make something sexual out of it, it looks like a body wash sampler set like from Bath and Body Works. I kept the box they came in, since I like to keep them all together and organized looking. Since it is clear plastic, you can see what you are reaching for and it feels more durable and less tacky than keeping a cardboard box hanging around.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense

Special Features

This warming liquid HEATS my mouth UP. It is only truly noticeable as a warming liquid when I have a mouthful of it! I like it, but I want my partner to be able to feel it on his sensitive parts. Heck, I want to feel it on MY sensitive parts... The problem is, if it were any stronger, it would be much too warm for the mouth!
    • Tingling
    • Warming

Experience

On the first run with this product, we had purchased a brand new Gates of Hell toy in the same shipment. After strapping him in, I popped open my Motion Lotion and got to work teasing, pouring it on him and licking it slowly off, keeping the liquid as far as I could from the leather parts of the toy. What a wild response... I always thought that Gates of Hell weren't supposed to allow you to get fully aroused... let alone finish up so intensely... I like to think that little bit of extra lubrication, heat, and intensity that licking on the motion lotion gave really made the difference in that situation.
    • Colorful
Follow-up commentary
While our usage of Motion Lotion has gone down quite a bit, whenever we do feel like a twist for oral, they are right there in the nightstand. I can say that the mango flavor has escalated, since my last review to be pretty much my favorite flavor, and it is almost completely empty! These puppies, across the course of 4 months, haven't gotten too close to being used up. Once they do, I really do think I will buy them again or see if they have another set of flavors by the same company.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: amazon
    Thanks for reviewing these!
  • Contributor: Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    I am sorry they tasted like medication.
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    Thanks for reviewing these! Now I know!
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    Thanks! I'll pass on these!
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