Feels Real

This is a very realistic feeling lubricant that I found worked exceptionally well in my partner's masturbatory toys. If not for the smell or taste (which are both very light), I would say it borders almost on the lubricant equivalent of the "uncanny valley". If you're looking for a lube that is thick and feels natural, I would highly recommend this. Even the sample size should last you a while.
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Pros
Feels natural
Can be reactivated with water
Only need a small amount
Cons
A little sticky
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is a water based lubricant that closely mimics the consistency of bodily lubricant. It is ideal for applications where a realistic feeling is desired. I found it especially good to use with masturbators, though it would also work for any application where lube is needed, including vaginal and anal sex.

It contains glycerin, so it should be avoided by anyone with sensitivity to that ingredient.

Ingredients: Purified water, Vegetable glycerin, Polyethylene oxide, Grapefruit seed extract.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Probe Thick and Rich is, as the name implies, incredibly thick. If you rub it between your fingers and pull them apart, it has a very viscous quality that closely mimics the feeling and behavior of the "real thing". As far as lubricants go, it's probably the closest to mimicking human-produced lubrication that I have used.

It can actually be a little hard to pour because it's so thick, a thin trail will hang from the bottle. Other than that, there were no problems with application. It doesn't run, and will stay where you apply it.

I did feel a little sticky afterwards, but it wasn't so uncomfortable that it was unpleasant.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The aroma and taste are both very light, but they are present. I noticed an almost citrusy, almost baby wipe-ish scent, but again it was so faint you would have to have your face in it to smell it. It's not unpleasant in the least. The taste is just a touch of sweetness. It's not an enticing taste, but it will not interfere with oral sex.
    • Light smell
    • Light taste
    • Smells good

Performance

I found this product lasted a while, though it did start getting sticky by the end of the session. The packaging suggests reactivating it with water, which is cool since you use less lube, but I also don't always keep water nearby, so it's not always a solution. Luckily it doesn't take much. I got the sample size and it seems as though it will last me a few uses.

Because it is water based, it is compatible for all toys and safe to use with condoms. Because it contains glycerin, I do recommend washing up afterwards, though there's no uncomfortable feeling afterwards, save for just a touch of stickiness. Even that stickiness will eventually fade as it absorbs into the skin.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural

Packaging

I got the sample size, which comes with .33 ounces. It comes in a cardboard packet. The top is ripped off and you squeeze the material out. The packaging did make it a little difficult to apply, but not by much. I haven't used it all yet, so I'm storing it in a plastic bag. I haven't had any issues with it leaking even though it's obviously been opened, which is nice.

It is pretty discrete. If you read the packaging it clearly states "lubricant", but from a distance it looks like a lotion or shampoo sample. It should also travel nicely, especially with the TSA regulations restricting the amount of product a package can contain.
    • Does not leak
    • Recyclable
    • Travel friendly
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Zombirella
    Nice review. That's odd that it comes in a cardboard packet. I would want foil or something similar.
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: lexxxmoonchild
    Zombirella, I think the packet must be lined in a foil or something because there is nothing seeping through to the outside. I actually prefer the cardboard to the foil because it doesn't leak like a lot of other samples do.
  • Contributor: Trysexual
    Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    Thanks for the review! I wish more lubes came in small sample sizes like this!
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