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Expected a Few Laughs, Got a Big WOW
I didn't really have high hopes for this product, but after trying it, I can honestly say it's the best flavored lube out there. The flavor isn't sickly sweet and the texture is to die for. Pair that with the hilarious nature of the name and you're in for a good time.
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Pros
Tastes great
Wonderful texture
Long lasting
Isn't sticky or greasy
Great name
Wonderful texture
Long lasting
Isn't sticky or greasy
Great name
Cons
Honestly nothing, other than that I would like a multi-flavor pack :)
Rating by reviewer:
5
Use
Happy Penis is a water-based lubricant designed to enhance blowjobs. It doesn't just stop there, however. It is ideal for all oral play and offers a pleasant tingling sensation. It comes in four different flavors to suit anyone's tastes. I personally opted for the mint, but I'm looking forward to trying them all!
This product is great for any couple looking to spice up their oral habits. The ingredients are as follows: Water, Mineral oil, Cetyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60, Peppermint Oil, Xanthan Gum, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sucralose, Sodium Saccharin, Disodium EDTA, Blue 1 (Cl42090), Yellow 5(Cl19140). Make sure whoever iss using this is not sensitive or allergic to any of the ingredients and that your toys will not be damaged.
This product is great for any couple looking to spice up their oral habits. The ingredients are as follows: Water, Mineral oil, Cetyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60, Peppermint Oil, Xanthan Gum, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sucralose, Sodium Saccharin, Disodium EDTA, Blue 1 (Cl42090), Yellow 5(Cl19140). Make sure whoever iss using this is not sensitive or allergic to any of the ingredients and that your toys will not be damaged.
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Who / How / What[ ? ]Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
- Foreplay
- Massage
- Sex
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Where[ ? ]Where / what types of places can this product be used?
- Bedroom
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Body / part areas[ ? ]What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
- Oral
Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity
This lube is very rich and creamy, similar in texture to a body lotion. I prefer to look at it as more of a yogurt or pudding, which is far more appetizing. I doesn't leave a lingering feeling of greasiness or stickiness often found in flavored lubricants and blends nicely into skin without losing the viscosity. It doesn't run all over the body, which is nice if you're using it as more than just a lubricant. If you're not much for texture, you may not like this product.
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- Creamy
- Smooth
- Velvety
Taste / Aroma
I absolutely love the taste! I first wanted banana (since banana is one of my favorite flavors!) but since it was sold out when I made my purchase, I opted for the mint. The mint is nice and refreshing and leaves a nice mint gum aftertaste. I can't rave enough about how delicious it is! I'm pretty sensitive when it comes to sweetness, and most flavored lubes I've used have given me that sickly sweet feeling in my mouth, but this stuff doesn't. It has just the perfect amount of sweetness and, paired with the mint, it is absolutely divine.
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- Light smell
- Smells good
- Strong taste
Performance
The product lasted throughout all of foreplay and through the sex as well. On me, it gives a divine tingling sensation and heightens sensitivity. I'm not sure about the other varieties, but the mint flavor really gives that minty cool feeling. My partner remarked about the numbing quality it had on him, which is odd because I had the exact opposite experience. He did say that it left him with that pleasantly cool feeling as well.
I did use a bit too much when I first used it, so don't be too generous! It retained it's flavor beautifully and it took about twenty minutes before I felt I needed to reapply. My partner spent quite a while between my legs as well, saying that it tasted too good to stop.
Clean up was pretty standard and very easy as far as lubes go. My partner didn't really need to clean it up and I just used some soap and water.
I did use a bit too much when I first used it, so don't be too generous! It retained it's flavor beautifully and it took about twenty minutes before I felt I needed to reapply. My partner spent quite a while between my legs as well, saying that it tasted too good to stop.
Clean up was pretty standard and very easy as far as lubes go. My partner didn't really need to clean it up and I just used some soap and water.
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- Absorbs into skin nicely
- Feels natural
- Performance
Packaging
The packaging is the reason I bought this. When I saw the name "Happy Penis" and those three little penises smiling at me, I knew I had to buy it for ironic reasons alone. The bottle itself is 4 oz. and is clear to display the mint green color. That being said, it's not discreet at all, which might not fly with some people.
Opening this product is a breeze. You just pull the top open and then push it back down to close.
Opening this product is a breeze. You just pull the top open and then push it back down to close.
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- Can be opened with one hand
- Does not leak
- Not discreet
Special Features
This product is a flavored lubricant so it is edible. It also has tingling and cooling properties, as well as mild numbing properties.
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- Cooling
- Increases sensitivity
- Tingling
Personal comments
Well, I purchased this for a good laugh and to calm my inner need for ironic things, but I was pleasantly surprised at how well this worked! I'm pretty picky when it comes to flavors, so to have a flavored lubricant that actually tastes good is a godsend. My partner and I both love it and we really would like to try more flavors. Happy Penis makes oral delicious again!
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