So let me tell you how this stuff is "supposed" to work . . .

These types of gels and oils are a great way to ramp up things in the clitoral stimulation department. The added sensation can help to increase physical arousal and increase bloodflow which leads to greater sensitivity, which can speed up the orgasm process. They're perfect for use with or without a living or inanimate partner.

This one is a "natural" formula. Here are the ingredients:

Proprietary Essential Oil Blend including: Sweet Almond Oil, Cinnamomum Cassia, Natural Tocopjerols (Vitamin E); Silica, Phenoxyethanol and Ethylhexyglycerin, Rosemary Oil Extract.

Including? Well, what else does it have in it? And who knows what Phenoxyethanol and Ethylhexyglycerin are, much less how to pronounce them. On the other hand, it is made up mostly of natural ingredients you can understand. From what it looks like it's an almond and Vitamin E oil base with some cinnamon and rosemary thrown in there for kicks. Most clitoral stimualtors, such as this, aren't something that's recommended for internal use, and this is often because of the intense sensations they provide which can be a little too powerful, and because they're made from ingredients that shouldn't be used internally.

Because of the oil base to it, (and it being oil-based, really) it's pretty oily. It does at a little slip and slide to things, but not in a super lube way. It's a quite mild glide, actually, and dissipates rather quickly. That's a plus for ladies like me who hate slippery clitorises. (Clitori?) The only thing that's left behind is the sensation (and we'll get to that in a moment). Almond and Vitamin E oil both absorb into the skin quickly. Plus, they provide great moisture if you need it there.

It's a medium oil-like thickness. It doesn't run all over the place or leak too much from the dropper bottle so you don't have to worry about a mess. This is good considering the bottle is incredibly tiny. The little dropper bottle makes application incredibly easy. You can apply it straight to the clitoris or to a fingertip for a more control. You only need a drop, maybe two at the most, and the thickness of it combined with the dropper make this easy to get right.

Christmas. Yes, Christmas. It's not even coy about it either. It's almost like a suckerpunch to the nostrils. I'm not sure if they were going for this scent or if it's just a product of the ingredients, but when using it my lady parts suddenly smell as if I've been straddling those cinnamon pinecones or branch thingies that they sell around that time of year. Now, this is a nice nostalgic scent, but it reminds me more of Grandma's pumpkin pie than anything sexy. (Sorry, Grandma.)

Now, if you're into this whole thing, then this is the perfect thing for you. I get a good feeling that most people would turn their noses up at this scent in an attempt to get away from it.

Okay, all scent aside, let's see how this stuff works.

I carefully screwed the top off of the cute little bottle and applied to rather small drops to my finger. Rubbed it down there on my lady parts and waited for it to kick in. Three minutes later my reaction was:

"Oh god! It's BURNING! It's like someone turned the stove on instead of turning me on!"

Seconds after application I started to notice a slight warming sensation. It was quite nice. That warming sensation grew more and more outrageous and suddenly I felt as if I had a branding iron stuck down there. That's not sexy at all and had me scrambling to the bathroom to wash it off. I gently scrubbed as much as I could but it was still too late. It had absorbed into my skin and decided it wasn't calming down no matter what I did. And so I sat there for the next half an hour waiting for it to finally leave me alone. It's long lasting, let me tell ya, but I was feeling the burn in all the wrong ways. Least sexy thing ever? Quite possibly.

Ever since then I've been afraid of it. There's so much fire in that little bottle that I refuse to go anywhere near it and wouldn't want to wish it on anyone. I mean, warming sensations are cool, but no one said anything about burning. I tucked it away in my box of things I don't care for. Next time I opened the box I was reminded of the devil by the scent of Christmas. I don't think I'll ever look at those pinecones without feeling a burning in my panties.

But hey, if you're into that sort of thing then go for it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

The tiny bottle is so small that you can barely read anything that's written on it, so it's perfectly suitable for those on-the-go women who get kicks out of having to call the fire department to because there are flames in your panties.

There's also quite a bit of burn to be had in this little bottle. It may look small, but it'll last for about 25 applications.

It brings a whole new meaning to the term "firecrotch." Literally.