I think my boy said it best- "when I rim someone, I don't want my lover's ass to smell of fake strawberries and shine with glitter, I want it to taste and look like ASS."

Yes. I agree. But when I got asked if I wanted to review this "salad tossing spray" I couldn't resist because, at heart, I am some sort of masochist. And hey, your mileage may vary; not everyone is into the flavours of the body, right?

First of all, the bottle is... not discreet. The boy perked up when he saw it because he is apparently familiar with Wendy Williams, who is on the front, surrounded by an ejaculation of glitter and the words of the product, "Wendy's Lollipop Salad Tossing Spray." You are not going to be hiding this among your Bath and Body Works body sprays- it looks like a mashup between a teen Lipsmackers type thing and a softcore porn mag. You may want to tuck it away somewhere if you don't want to explain to your daughter that this isn't like Mummy's other bodysprays... or explain to your mum what "salad tossing" is!

Then there's the smell/taste. I will admit right off the bat that I am generally pretty hands off with fruit flavoured sex aids- condoms, dental dams, lubes, etc.- as most of them tend to be really awful. The scent of this took me right back to middle school when everyone was wearing Barbie body spray and carrying around Lisa Frank notebooks- sickly sweet and artificial. This is very much strawberry fruit flavoured candy, taste-wise- but, you also get the diet candy flavour, as there's no sugar, so you get that weird aftertaste of Splenda. If you enjoy fruit flavoured diet candy, you might like this- otherwise, you might find the taste and scent cloying.

My initial thought on taking this bottle out of the box was, "Wait, isn't sugar supposed to be bad for your genitals?" This doesn't have sugar in it, though; it has a Splenda type stuff. Does that make a difference? Well, I never thought I would be looking this up, but yes, sucralose is equally bad as sugar/glycerin to have near your pink bits when it comes to things like yeast infections. Nothing ruins a sexy moment like unbearable itching! Not only that, but it could mean that you're opening up potential scratches in your skin, making safer sex more difficult. Bad, bad idea.

On the plus side? It's glittery. You have to shake the bottle to get the glitter swirling around so it applies evenly, but it sprays well and dries quickly. The smell gets fainter as well when you spray it on your skin, so this might be fun to use as just a glittery body shimmer, with the added benefit that even fake strawberry tastes better than the chemical/alcohol bitterness that body glitter usually has. It's water soluble, so you can easily take it off with soap and water, and it won't stain your clothes or skin, which is good.

Basically, I wouldn't buy it for the intended purpose because I think the possibility of a reaction is too strong. But if you like artificial fruity flavouring and smelling like a shiny, shiny Lipsmacker, this is the body spray for you!

I refused to spray this anywhere near my ass or vulva due to the possibility of yeast infection. I don't really see myself using this for sexyfuntimes, though I may want to try using it on the boy's cock shaft if I want him to strip for me. However, this body spray did teach me a valuable lesson- not to worry so much about my own natural flavours, as the boy loves them more than any candy! So for that, I have to thank you, Wendy.

This is still sitting as a novelty item on my shelf. It amuses a lot of my sex-savvy friends, at least, but yeah... I haven't changed my mind about it.