It was tasty but not that great otherwise. Its flavor was really fake but not in a bad way. The smell was fruity and it was pinkish. The men I used it with did not really like it. The texture was kind of sticky and really thick but in a strange way. It basically had the consistency of ketchup. I would not use it for sex but it’s not bad for better tasting blow jobs or hand jobs. Though they call it a massage cream it probably not good for massaging anything other than a penis. It got dry rather quickly so for hand jobs it has to be reapplied frequently.

The bottle I had was different from the product image. It was the same graphics but the bottle was more drink bottle shape and had a ball like lid. The bottle was large and bulky, was not very discrete. Due to the thickness and old bottle design it was hard to get out of the bottle. It was hard to hide the bottle. Not good if you live in dorm rooms, have children, or have nosy roommates. Makes a good gag gift as the graphic and name are amusing and would cause giggles at a bachelor or bachelorette party.

Since it is water based it can be used with all toys and condoms. It made my throat feel kind of numb. I would recommend it for oral sex only because of the flavor and texture. Due to glycerin being an ingredient it should not be used vaginally as it could cause a yeast infection due to being a sugar. It does contain Parabens so sensitive people may have a reaction and may want to avoid this product. I probably would not buy it again as I was not all that impressed.