So what exactly is this, and what is its purpose?

This is a seat designed to go in over the door slings and other swings. It provides extra padding, can be used on its own, and can even hold a dildo if you want some extra penetration while you're getting sexed up in it.

What does the packaging look like?

The packaging isn't discreet, but isn't really tacky either. It has a window that shows part of the seat inside of a plastic bag, and holds it in place with some styrafoam ends. It tells you that it features a celvro lock to hold a vaginal or anal toy of your choosing for extra stimulation, it has thick cushioning for extra comfort, is universally designed to fit all love swings, and has a soft and contoured seat. Unfortunately, that's about it as far as directions go.

What is it made out of? How do I care for it?

The box doesn't list any materials, but the product page says that it's nylon and plastic. It feels to me like the booth seats at a restaurant. Something that can take some abuse and clean up easily, but isn't all that bad to have your bare skin on. You should probably spot clean it as needed, and try not to get it too wet otherwise.

Ok, tell me more about the seat itself.

It's shaped sort of like a lima bean, with a distinct "seat shape" to it. It measures about 13 1/2" across, 7" deep in the middle and 7 1/2" deep on the ends. It's about 1 1/2" tall and the underside is a hard plastic. Also on the underside you can see where the material on the top wraps around, and you'll find some plastic feet type things. There are some clips that release them and can act as a hook on something with a seat. If where you're putting it has a slimmer strap, you can actually close the feet back up and have it stay securely. My only issue with these "feet" is that the way you'd want to hook it on to something that it doesn't secure to seem counter intuitive to how you'd want to have the seat facing. However in the sling we tried it in, it didn't seem to matter too much.

In the middle of the seat, there's an envelope type opening. Well, envelope may be the wrong way to describe this opening. You can open up some velcro, slide in a dildo, and sit on that anally or vaginally while having sex. It works very well with smaller dildos like the Sedeux Please, but that one fit in there pretty snugly so I'm not sure how well something larger would work.

What else can it do?

It can also be a seat that you sit on when all the other seats are taken and you have to sit on the floor, because it is a lot nicer than sitting on the floor. When questioned on what the hole in the middle is, simply say that it's a finger slot for easy carrying. Not foolproof, but should take care of most nosy people.

What's the quality like?

Holding this in my hand I don't feel like it's going to be around forever. The fabric that wraps around the underside can be picked at and will likely be the first thing that fails, especially if you get it wet. The padding is nice, thick enough that you can feel you're being cushioned but not so thick that you feel like you're trying to perform a delicate balancing act to stay on top of it.

Got any pictures?

I do indeed! Here's a shot of it with my new favorite swing, a shot of the underside, and it holding the previously mentioned Please.

This is one of those things that you don't really need per se, but is still fun to have around. It's going to be most useful if you have an over the door sling that already has another seat, since being against the door will help keep it in place if you can't clamp it shut, but should still work on just about any seat type thing you already have. If you're crafty, you could even use it to create a seat out of something like thigh straps. Having the dildo in the middle makes it easier and more difficult to stay on; easier because you're already being held in place and more difficult because you can't really re-position if you feel like you're starting to slip at all. This is one of those things that my husband and I are really glad we got to try out, but probably won't replace unless that dildo holder manages to become a huge part of our play time.