Because I'm one horny chick, I have a whole lotta sex toys.

I wish I could say that they were all arranged in a lighted glass case so that when I found myself in need of a particular type of stimulation, all I'd have to do would be to open a door and carefully lift the chosen piece of equipment from its spot.

Alas, I have neither the space nor the privacy to display my toys like this. The best I've been able to do thus far is to toss them haphazardly into a basket, which I had to root through in frustration each time I needed a toy.

It was damn frustrating to do this when my pussy was throbbing in desire for my favorite dildo - a dildo which always managed to work its way to the bottom of the basket. In an attempt to combat this problem, I asked to try out the For Your Nymphomation XL Sex Toy Case from EdenFantasys.

When it arrived, I was pleased to find that it does indeed look very much like a large laptop case, just as described. A zipper allows the top of the case to open, while two glow-in-the-dark pull tabs let you find the zipper in the dark. The case comes with a wee silvery lock and two tiny keys.

I must tell you that the lock is definitely not going to slow down a determined sex toy snoop. The lock attaches to the zipper pulls by jump rings which can easily be bent. Someone could bend apart one ring, slip it off the lock, have a look at the toys, then re-bend the ring back around the lock---and you'd never be the wiser. This particular lock set-up will deter kids and folks without a lot of time, but it's not a perfect solution.

The inside of the case offers awesome organization. Each side is lined with strips of Velcro. To these you can attach six clear, zippered storage bags. On one side of the case is a shallow pocket. Six Velcro-closed loops across the top allow you to hang smaller items.

The storage bags range from one small enough to hold a couple of condoms to one large enough to hold two of my large butt-plugs. In another other bag I placed a couple of cock rings. Another holds a bottle of lube and some toy clean-up wipes. In another sits a thin dildo. The last is filled with a small vibrator.

None of these bags is large enough to store my very largest toys (maybe I just have too many really big toys?). However, once I filled the bags with my smaller things, I was able to lay down my big toys in the body of the case. I also hung a very thin vibrator from one set of Velcro loops and attached the handles of a couple other toys to the final Velcro loops.

To keep everything from bumping around as I carried the case, I placed a hand-towel over the loose toys. All in all, I managed to fit at least a dozen toys and additional supplies in the case with no problem. If I were so inclined, I could add a few pieces of lingerie and a couple movies to the case as well.

This is awesome. It's also mighty impressive to arrive on a date and greet your partner by unzipping the case. I felt like a secret agent.

Carrying this case in public should present absolutely no problems. Especially if you choose to buy the case in black, no one would think it's anything but a laptop case or maybe a small carry-on case.

If you have a moderately-sized collection of sex toys, you will probably be able to fit most, if not all, of your toys in the For Your Nymphomation XL Sex Toy case. I could only recommend it more enthusiastically if the lock were a bit sturdier.