The Fascinator Posh Throe is a waterproof blanket designed to protect the sheets (or the couch, or the floor...) from any ejaculation, massage oils, lubricants, or whatever else you may bring with you into your bedroom. Liberator has accomplished this by adding a waterproof liner between a lush satin bottom and a plush velvet like top. While this blanket works great for protection during intercourse, it also works great as a simple blanket and even for laying down at a picnic between you an the wet grass.

The plush front of the blanket is listed as 42% Nylon, 38% Polyester, and 20% Cotton while the back is 100% Polyester.



The polyester side feels very satiny and the other side feels like a velvet. This material is something that some people may be bothered by, I am not in love with the texture but it was the only Liberator Throe available at the time so I grabbed it while I could. Some people noticed a stiffness to the blanket because of the waterproof liner but I only really noticed it when looking for it, it does have a barely audible crinkle when moved but otherwise there is minimal evidence of the liner.

According to the packaging the blanket measures 54" X 71" but by my measurements it is a bit smaller, it is about 52.5" wide and unfortunately I do not have a measuring tape to measure the length but I can only imagine that it is smaller that way as well. I have washed it since I got it so it may have shrunk because of that. Below you will see it laid out on my queen size bed, my fat cat was too lazy to move so we'll just say she's there for scale.

The main purpose of this blanket is a simple one and one that it does well. I have never had anything leak through it, and it's big enough that I don't have to think about positioning my ass "just-so" when I cum so as to not miss the towel I have laid out (or as I liked to call it the "target zone"). The only complaint that I have about the blanket is that it was not very absorbent so I was unable to use it to wipe lube or other fluids off of my hands, but obviously waterproof and absorbance cannot co-exist so I simply settle for having a small hand towel or paper towels nearby. I noticed some other people complain about the blanket being slippery and although this is somewhat the case it didn't really prove to be a problem for me. It is also important to include that I have yet to use this with a partner so I won't complain about sliding around a bit on my own but I can imagine it mattering quite a bit more when there's another body to worry about.

Please pardon the glare from my flash, I couldn't get a clear picture any other way

The throe comes packaged in a 8x5x13 inch clear plastic box with a paper insert that it less than discrete reading "Save the Sheets to Sleep On" and depicting a woman in a bra and panties wrapped in the blanket. The box does work well for storage, especially if the insert is removed, although I have not had it long and the box is already tearing so I doubt it will work well for long term and eventually I will need to find a new home for it.

The Liberator tag is the only thing that would distinguish this blanket from another, and anyone that recognizes Liberator can't really judge you for having one of their products can they?

The tag next to it explains the care instructions which read "Machine wash separately or with dark colors in cold water, delicate cycle, no bleach. Tumble dry on low heat do not iron." The blanket should certainly be washed after each use and if you don't you will be able to tell, the texture on the plush side gets all gross where any fluids are absorbed. If you choose not to wash it right away and wait until morning I suggest that you spread out the blanket instead of throwing it in a heap in the corner, this way the wetness can air out and dry properly instead of getting moldy. After putting it through the wash and dryer it will often get wrinkly but it is easy enough to shake out.