A long time ago, I reviewed For Your Nymphomation’s foot long sex toy case. It was a more innocent time for me; I was new to sex toys, and to me that little case was just about the best thing ever: a small, lockable case that held nearly every sex toy I owned! As my collection grew, however, I began to outgrow the foot-long case. With growing frustration I stowed my favorites in that little purple case, kept within arm’s reach of the bed, while my not-so-favorites were relegated to hiding spots within the closet. I bemoaned this unacceptable situation until a solution seemed to present itself in the form of sparkling white pleather.

This solution is another of Nymphomation’s cases: the “For Your Nymphomation sex toy case.” A much larger case than the foot-long, this item closely resembles something you would use to carry a laptop. The black model may be especially effective at this particular deception – after all, it’s perfectly reasonable to lock up a laptop! The lock on mine did not work very well, unfortunately – it was defective to the point where I tossed it and instead use the lock from my smaller case when necessary.

So, what does this case do? Well, it holds a lot of toys – sort of. This particular storage case comes equipped with four elastic bands strapped to its cover, and a small elasticized pouch in the bottom of the case. In theory, one could store small items in the pouch, strap items to the cover, and store still more toys in the space left over. This is easier said than done, for two good reasons: placement, and material incompatibility. I find that most items are too heavy for the elastic bands; similarly, I worry that small or fragile items will be crushed or damaged in the pouch if the case is laid on its side. I would prefer it if the two were reversed, allowing me to strap down lubes and keep them from rolling around when in transit, while the pouch would then prove more of a safe haven for condoms, jewelry and other fragile things.

Even more importantly, this sex toy case has no effective method for separating toys. Silicone and silicone (or even TPR silicone) don’t mix, and tend to distort and melt when they come into contact with one another. The nymphomation sex toy case possesses no adequate method of separating toys beyond the little pocket. To mitigate this problem, I made little fabric pouches in which to keep my vibrators and other miscellaneous items. While this was honestly not that much of an effort for me, it was necessary only because this case does not take into account anyone who has incompatible toys.

So, just how much does this case hold? Four vibrators (including one rabbit), one set of bullets, one probe, one plug, one four-ounce bottle of lube, and one attachment for the Hitachi magic wand all fit comfortably inside once protected by their little fabric pouches. This certainly isn’t anything to sneeze at – but keep in mind that silicone toys and other “meltable” items will need extra protection.

Despite its flaws, I enjoy this case. It provides a discreet storage place for the majority of my collection, and is quite durable to boot. Oh and yes - it really does sparkle with a golden sheen.