It's a bag. It holds stuff. Nuff said.

This is a tote bag. A tote bag with the EF logo on it. It only has one job: carry your crap in it. Fortunately, it does that just fine.
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Pros
Cheap cost
Can hold a lot
Hasn't fallen apart at this time
Cons
Not too discreet
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
I'll admit to feeling a little silly reviewing a tote bag. I mean, its only job is to transport things from point A to point B. It's not like it, y'know, will make my bed or bake cookies or something.

Reusable tote bags have become very popular in the past several years because they reduce the need for paper or plastic bags. Just grab your stuff at the store, purchase, bring your stuff home, and repeat for remainder of bag's life.

Countless companies carry their own personalized reusable bags because they are an easy way to promote the store. The bag is proof that a customer base exists for the store. The more that people know about the store, the more likely the customer base will increase.

Obviously, I'm reviewing Eden Fantasys's reusable bag. It's black with the EF leaf logo tiled all over one side and the logo and a saying on the other side. It's a very nice and well made bag, but the saying "Sexy and Smart" is what's going to keep the more prudish people from using it in public. Just because you like porn doesn't mean you want to advertise it, y'know.

I've managed to put almost my entire sex toy collection into the bag. The bag was filled to the brim and still held up. It has yet to break under the pressure. The handles aren't stretched and weakened like with some other cheap reusable bags I own. The bag itself hasn't buckled at the time of this writing, and I own a heavy original Fairy wand. For such a cheap tote bag (it's about three dollars on the EF site), it's far from a total piece of shit. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Overall, I like this bag a lot. Get one while they're still free.
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Contributor: LaLaLouise
    Haha I love that you reviewed the bag. I've already picked it as my free gift for the next order I place. Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Eliza
    True that they're useful and free. :] Always a good thing.
  • Contributor: married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: ColorMeCute
    Thank you
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: Sodom and Gomorrah
    LOL real honest review!
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