I'm the man with a box
Alice in Chains reference aside, I'm the man with a great storage box. I can now discreetly and maybe even unabashedly take my sex toys for a walk to my girlfriend's dorm room...without the strange looks now. Don't buy one of these...get two.
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Pros
A multi-tasker that doesn't look like toy box
Cons
It can be a tough case to crack if you forget your code.
I wanted a storage box for my toys, pretty simple goal. The one problem I kept running into was size. There are a lot of toy boxes out there, but many of them are too small. As a guy, most of the toys/products I use are going to be bigger than a lady's.
This wasn't too far from being too small, but still can hold most of my toys (plus a little wiggle room for condoms and lube sample packets). To give a size comparison, I took a deck of my Magic: The Gathering and stood it up in the box; it wouldn't close with the deck there. For non-gamers out there, those card boxes are just a bit over 3" tall.
Unlike another reviewer, my storage box came with a little plastic tab that kept the combination tumblers from moving past their initial position. In other words, I didn't have to crack my own storage box's code when I got it. For security's sake, there's an insert that tells you how to set up the lock.
I haven't had to clean up the inside yet, but I have had to wipe up some errant Maximus (water based lube). A wet paper towel to wipe and a dry one to finish and the spot was gone. I'd avoid oil based though, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't clean up as easy.
Currently in my box: XHale's prize, the bullet from this, one of these, and one of these. I have enough room in there for a few batteries and another bullet.
The best part about this storage box is that it easily passes for something mundane: a makeup kit, knick-knack box, paraphernalia case (concert tickets or something)... Neat, huh?
Worst case scenario: a partner takes all your toys and fun things...at least you have a cool box for your Magic cards...
This wasn't too far from being too small, but still can hold most of my toys (plus a little wiggle room for condoms and lube sample packets). To give a size comparison, I took a deck of my Magic: The Gathering and stood it up in the box; it wouldn't close with the deck there. For non-gamers out there, those card boxes are just a bit over 3" tall.
Unlike another reviewer, my storage box came with a little plastic tab that kept the combination tumblers from moving past their initial position. In other words, I didn't have to crack my own storage box's code when I got it. For security's sake, there's an insert that tells you how to set up the lock.
I haven't had to clean up the inside yet, but I have had to wipe up some errant Maximus (water based lube). A wet paper towel to wipe and a dry one to finish and the spot was gone. I'd avoid oil based though, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't clean up as easy.
Currently in my box: XHale's prize, the bullet from this, one of these, and one of these. I have enough room in there for a few batteries and another bullet.
The best part about this storage box is that it easily passes for something mundane: a makeup kit, knick-knack box, paraphernalia case (concert tickets or something)... Neat, huh?
Worst case scenario: a partner takes all your toys and fun things...at least you have a cool box for your Magic cards...
Follow-up commentary
13 months after original review
If you're looking for discreet storage, this is still the case!
This has held up through 3 moves with no problems whatsoever. I still want to get a 2nd...and 3rd...
This has held up through 3 moves with no problems whatsoever. I still want to get a 2nd...and 3rd...
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