Vaginal balls discontinued
by Shots media

I dub thee....Duke of Vaginal Happiness.

I've been not only surprised but converted by my first vaginal balls. The Dukes may not be "OH MY GOD! That feels great" But they certainly make me smile with each step.
Published:
Pros
Decent size
Easily cleaned and stored
You can really feel the movement!
Cons
Seams that some people may feel
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I should start out by telling you that I've never used a vaginal exerciser before, so when I nabbed The Dukes as my review toy I was so happy and equally excited! Now I've been to many sex toys stores (the brick and mortar kind) and browsed even more online stores in my years as being a toy enthusiast, so I've seen plenty of vaginal balls but I never knew they could be so damned awesome.

The Dukes are a set of four weighted balls and two sleeves to hold them in, one a single sleeve the other a double. The balls are designed to help you strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, resulting in better bladder control and increased orgasm intensity. The balls come in two different weights so that you can mix and match to get the maximum effect and result from this set.
I would tell anyone who wants to try out vaginal balls to get these, beginners, intermediate and advanced users but I warm against using the anally because they can easily disappear and what an embarrassing trip to the hospital that would be.

My dukes came in a super hot pink (I believe there are purple ones too) and I absolutely adore the colour. The outside sleeves are made from 100% medical grade silicone so they're 100% body safe, they are latex free, non-porous, phthalates free and hypo-allergenic. The feel of the silicone is a soft, squishy sort of feel with a nice bit a drag to it and it definitely softens the hard eggs inside making them nice and comfy.
The silicone does have a light, non-offensive smell but no detectable taste and it stretches quite a bit. The plastic eggs inside have no smell and no taste plus ZERO give, which you would expect for vaginal balls and it means that the hard inner balls really vibrate with every movement.

I LOVE the design of these balls, the round, egg shape ball and the long stretchy, swirly tail makes them look like bright pink sperm and the double set looks something like a pair of sperm playing follow the leader. They really are adorable and I've actually considered drawing little eyes on them and turning them into little pet spermies. The size of the balls is pretty generous, larger than I thought they would be actually, measuring a decent 1 1/8" in diameter and 4 1/2" in circumference. The length of the single ball (with the tail laid flat) is 5", the double set is 7" and the weight of the balls are 30g and 40g.
Each… lets call them "seed pods" has an opening which you can pretty easily pop the different balls in and out of, I was scared my first time and struggled a little not wanting to tear the silicone but after that first time I realised just how durable the material is and now I have no problem at all.

The opening on the seed pods has a little relief of a crown over the top of each one, I personally couldn't feel this texture when inside but some more sensitive people might, there is also a very slight seam around each sleeve and ball but it's barely felt even with a fingertip.
The Dukes are advertised as water proof and I haven't had a leakage problem but I suspect that it's possible if you don't make sure that the seam on the ball is completely covered by the silicone sleeve.

The Dukes come in an equally cool looking box, it's sort of matte black, with this shiny black criss cross pattern and alternating in the corners of each cross are little T's and Fleur de lis (it reminds me a lot of the designer handbag style of patterning). On the front of the box there is a very large cut out all rimmed in a lovely shiny silver, so you can get a really good look at the vivid pink toy inside.
Also on the front below the big cut out is a crest displaying the big T and the word Touche and above the cut out is the name "The Dukes" in a nice white script font. The sides of the box have more crests and more script with the name of the toy as you pretty much expect.
Experience
-Continued from above-

The back is a different story, first of all you get a little mini stylised picture of The Dukes in hot pink and surrounding that there are blocks of text outlining the features and functions of the toy in several different languages. The bottom section of the back has information about the materials and the safety features of the lush silicone, plus their website. The back also has a magnetic flap that opens to reveal another slightly larger cutout so you can see even more of your brand new toy.

Inside the box your toy is kept safe and clean by a form fitting clear plastic clam shell, with the double balls and a single ball in the silicone sleeves and hiding underneath them is the fourth ball (without a sleeve). Also inside you get two cute little books that give you information on all of the Touche toys in 8 different languages.
The packaging over all is very discreet but the toy inside is not! Even though it has zero nudity or anything suggestive, the shape and design of the toys themselves give it away. It would however make for great gift giving (if you don't mind potentially having the receiver think you are telling them they are lossey goosey)

Cleaning and storage is pretty simple, I use my fave toy cleaner and some warm water then just pat them dry and pack them back into the box. You can alternatively boil the sleeves NOT the balls! or use and antibacterial hand wash, soap and water or even a 10% bleach solution. If you don't like to keep the boxes toys come in then I would suggest a bag or another box of some kind because like lots and lots of silicone, they love dust, stray hairs and whatever else they can pick up.


Experience

I've been wandering around with these little babies in all weekend and I love them. I'm only using the single 30g ball atm (I'm going to work my way up slowly) but I have inserted the heavier one and the double set and you can really feel the difference (well I can). I can feel the vibrations with every step I take. I wouldn't exactly call it pleasurable like using a dildo or vibrator, it's more interesting and unusual to me but I do enjoy feeling that fullness and movement inside.
Follow-up commentary
I still love these adorable little things. I still use the double set with the heaviest combination because more than anything else they feel amazing rolling around, vibrating against your walls. These really are great balls, simple to pleasurable to use and I would recommend them to everyone who is looking for a set of vaginal balls.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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My Touche The dukes tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Can be worn under clothing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels
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  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Great review Pet spermies lolol! That is what they look like heehee....
  • Contributor: Research
    They look a little silly but you can't judge a book by its cover!
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    I wouldn't mind trying these. I love the look of them! Been waiting for your review ever since you said you got them.

    Great job
  • Contributor: EvaChangeN
    Look cute, thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: bluekaren
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Ms. Spice
    awesome review; i got to look into these
  • Contributor: Pixel
    Ooh, cute! I have the Teneo Duo to review shortly, and I like them a lot! (Also, I've found it fun to use a clitoral vibe with them inside...makes for fun orgasms.)

    Thanks for another great review! I may have to stalk your page a bit more frequently to keep up with them.
  • Contributor: Linga
    Thanks so much everyone!

    @Pixel Kitten Oh I can't wait to read it. These have been a great intro into vaginal balls so i think I'm going to buy some more, try out different ones. I definitely want the Lelo ones.
    Oh and Stalkers are welcome! I'll make sure to leave my curtains open for you
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Awesome LingaLoo! They look like sperms! I've never tried any vag balls . Maybe someday. Great review!
  • Contributor: Antipova
    Awesome review! These looks like real winners, the sizes and weights look good. I've still only ever used improvised ben wa balls, I guess it's time to get some real ones some day soon.
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: exploringthechimera
    I've been watching these, I'm going to have to try for myself. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: M121212
    These sound awesome! Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review :3
  • Contributor: tlaskowski
    thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: philly
    good review!
  • Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose
    good review
  • Contributor: Teacookie
    thank you
  • Contributor: HusbandandWife
    Great review. Just received these and having fun figuring out what works best for me. We have found that turning them inside out makes it pretty easy to put the balls in the sleeve.
  • Contributor: PetiteAsian
    thanks for the review
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