Geometrical shapes could never be so sexy
The Position Master is a great introductory piece for those who want to try position furniture. If you are not ready to throw down lots of money on pricey wedges yet, this is a great starting point.
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Pros
Lets you hit the spot, assists in anal or hard to maintain positions, fun to use, inflates easy.
Cons
None
This lovely little polyhedral solid which is defined by two triangles and three trapezoid faces is amazing for switching it up.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1) The price: Seriously, under $30 is a great deal. There are bigger and badder, even better wedges out there. But this is simply amazing. How could you not buy this? It looks great with a matte black finish and shiny black handles. It is well made so please, don't let the price discourage you. It also comes with a thin blindfold and a nicely sized seam repair kit. It goes for $99 on the pipe-dreams site. Leave it to Eden to get you the best bang for your buck, always.
2) Its inflatable: Once inflated it is quite large. Inflatable dimensions are 14" tall tapering down to 7" tall, 31 1/2" long end to end, and 24" wide. It features one air seal valve on the narrowest point of the wedge. To inflate your sweet breath isn't going to do the job. Using a basic in home air compressor (the type you use for air beds, pool toys etc can be found at a local department store for under $20) will fill it in under 3 minutes. Once inflated full it is pretty firm, this can be adjusted to your taste by letting more or less air in. Don't fill it too much, as it could break the vinyl seams once weight is put on it. If you do use your breath, take pauses and breaks so not to get light headed. I haven't tried to inflate this way, but I imagine it will take a while.
3) It deflates: When deflated, it easily folds up into its original packages shape. It weighs just slightly over 2lbs deflated. The box it arrives is is (L)13" x (W)10" x(D) 3.5" inches. It isn't to hard to fold and put back into the original box which fits easily under most beds. You could even roll it up or fold it to your liking to fit just about anywhere. Making this discreet and easy to store when not in use since it is bulky when inflated.
4) It's sturdy: It holds up to 300lbs inflated. You can get rowdy on the wedge without worrying about it breaking, and if it does it comes with a generously sized seam repair kit.
5) It's comfortable: The base of the wedge is made out of a medium thickness vinyl, it is covered in a soft thin velour finish. It conforms to your body like a dream. The seams don't poke or scratch you and the velour finish feels nice on your bare skin. Even the most limber of us need a bit of help. This wedge helps assist in many positions in the most comfortable way, taking the strain out and putting the fun in.
6) It performs: Making the most out of the wedge is easy. It features 4 large EZ grip handles. 2 on each side- 2 on the top widest point of each side, and 2 at the narrowest point of each side. It is easy to hold yourself in place when you have the handles. You can use the wedge at any angle for many positions, just use your imagination! The wedge doesn't slip and it is easy to keep in place with or without the handles. It does make some noise, but it's really quite and barely noticeable. it makes a quite muffed noise when moving. Similar to a pool raft but much quieter.
7) Easy to clean: All you have to do is wipe it down with a damp slightly soapy wash cloth. It does attract some lint, which a lint roller will take care of in a jiffy.
Lube and body fluids don't show up as you would imagine. If they do a quick wipe will take care of that. You cannot put this in the washer. I can't imagine a cover would work well unless is was custom made. If you are crafty like that- go for it. But for me, if I know things could get messy a quick cover like a sheet or think blanket works just fine. Doing this can mean that the wedge becomes more slippery and harder to hold you place. But that could be fun if you are tired up to it. ;)
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1) The price: Seriously, under $30 is a great deal. There are bigger and badder, even better wedges out there. But this is simply amazing. How could you not buy this? It looks great with a matte black finish and shiny black handles. It is well made so please, don't let the price discourage you. It also comes with a thin blindfold and a nicely sized seam repair kit. It goes for $99 on the pipe-dreams site. Leave it to Eden to get you the best bang for your buck, always.
2) Its inflatable: Once inflated it is quite large. Inflatable dimensions are 14" tall tapering down to 7" tall, 31 1/2" long end to end, and 24" wide. It features one air seal valve on the narrowest point of the wedge. To inflate your sweet breath isn't going to do the job. Using a basic in home air compressor (the type you use for air beds, pool toys etc can be found at a local department store for under $20) will fill it in under 3 minutes. Once inflated full it is pretty firm, this can be adjusted to your taste by letting more or less air in. Don't fill it too much, as it could break the vinyl seams once weight is put on it. If you do use your breath, take pauses and breaks so not to get light headed. I haven't tried to inflate this way, but I imagine it will take a while.
3) It deflates: When deflated, it easily folds up into its original packages shape. It weighs just slightly over 2lbs deflated. The box it arrives is is (L)13" x (W)10" x(D) 3.5" inches. It isn't to hard to fold and put back into the original box which fits easily under most beds. You could even roll it up or fold it to your liking to fit just about anywhere. Making this discreet and easy to store when not in use since it is bulky when inflated.
4) It's sturdy: It holds up to 300lbs inflated. You can get rowdy on the wedge without worrying about it breaking, and if it does it comes with a generously sized seam repair kit.
5) It's comfortable: The base of the wedge is made out of a medium thickness vinyl, it is covered in a soft thin velour finish. It conforms to your body like a dream. The seams don't poke or scratch you and the velour finish feels nice on your bare skin. Even the most limber of us need a bit of help. This wedge helps assist in many positions in the most comfortable way, taking the strain out and putting the fun in.
6) It performs: Making the most out of the wedge is easy. It features 4 large EZ grip handles. 2 on each side- 2 on the top widest point of each side, and 2 at the narrowest point of each side. It is easy to hold yourself in place when you have the handles. You can use the wedge at any angle for many positions, just use your imagination! The wedge doesn't slip and it is easy to keep in place with or without the handles. It does make some noise, but it's really quite and barely noticeable. it makes a quite muffed noise when moving. Similar to a pool raft but much quieter.
7) Easy to clean: All you have to do is wipe it down with a damp slightly soapy wash cloth. It does attract some lint, which a lint roller will take care of in a jiffy.
Lube and body fluids don't show up as you would imagine. If they do a quick wipe will take care of that. You cannot put this in the washer. I can't imagine a cover would work well unless is was custom made. If you are crafty like that- go for it. But for me, if I know things could get messy a quick cover like a sheet or think blanket works just fine. Doing this can mean that the wedge becomes more slippery and harder to hold you place. But that could be fun if you are tired up to it. ;)
Experience
The box shows a plethora of positions for you to take from. From riding cow girl, doggy style, Girl on top, boy on bottom, Sitting pretty, 69'n or draped over it in seductive poses this wedge holds potential.
The first time my partner and I used it, we went for the most obvious choice to us, doggy style. It was great! I could hold onto the handles on the narrow end with my hips under the tallest part and go at it. It helped me with my rhythm. Although this is my favorite go to position on off of the wedge, the extra support helped me concentrate on what my partner was doing and it also evened out my position, making it easy to stay in place and take it like a champ. I really liked this. I enjoyed anal this way as well. It helped with insertion and helped me to relax.
We also had fun tying each other up to it though the handles, Bonus!
Another awesome thing was having my partner sit with his back to the wedge to give him oral. Much better than pillows and more comfortable. This was great both ways with me once again, with my hips up and face down, who doesn't like that?!
It also could easily be used for a laptop table, back rest, foot rest etc. It doesn't look like a sex toy and could be left out inflated without too many weird looks.
I am not a big girl so I am not sure if larger people would have the same experience as me. I am fairly small and never have had a seam break in action. All in all I love it, I love being able to break it out on a whim without it being much of a hassle. I totally recommend going for this!
The first time my partner and I used it, we went for the most obvious choice to us, doggy style. It was great! I could hold onto the handles on the narrow end with my hips under the tallest part and go at it. It helped me with my rhythm. Although this is my favorite go to position on off of the wedge, the extra support helped me concentrate on what my partner was doing and it also evened out my position, making it easy to stay in place and take it like a champ. I really liked this. I enjoyed anal this way as well. It helped with insertion and helped me to relax.
We also had fun tying each other up to it though the handles, Bonus!
Another awesome thing was having my partner sit with his back to the wedge to give him oral. Much better than pillows and more comfortable. This was great both ways with me once again, with my hips up and face down, who doesn't like that?!
It also could easily be used for a laptop table, back rest, foot rest etc. It doesn't look like a sex toy and could be left out inflated without too many weird looks.
I am not a big girl so I am not sure if larger people would have the same experience as me. I am fairly small and never have had a seam break in action. All in all I love it, I love being able to break it out on a whim without it being much of a hassle. I totally recommend going for this!
Follow-up commentary
5 months after original review
Although I this is no longer in commission, it's held up through the ages.
We have put miles onto this, roughly, softly and everything in-between without error.
I think it is GREAT for people just getting into sex shapes to see what the like and what they don't like. The price is right and the material though sub par compared to the more expensive models and brands, isn't all that bad.
I kept it around for a few reasons, even though it's deflated and in the closet.
-You can travel with it due to the compact size when deflated.
-It's a great back up.
-It's totally waterproof (pool party anyone?)
It's a keeper.
We have put miles onto this, roughly, softly and everything in-between without error.
I think it is GREAT for people just getting into sex shapes to see what the like and what they don't like. The price is right and the material though sub par compared to the more expensive models and brands, isn't all that bad.
I kept it around for a few reasons, even though it's deflated and in the closet.
-You can travel with it due to the compact size when deflated.
-It's a great back up.
-It's totally waterproof (pool party anyone?)
It's a keeper.
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