For those of us with somewhat nosy relatives (or nosy cats), keeping one’s sex toys, lubes, and condoms safely tucked away can be something of a challenge. Drawers can be rifled through, after all, and pillow cases (my choice in storage) are easy to open. So, in the interest of preserving my privacy and my nerves, I asked for the For Your Nymphomation’s Foot Long Sex Toy Case.

The Foot Long Sex Toy Case attempts to remedy the problem of sex toy storage; it is made of strong, leather-look PVC and comes with a padlock and two keys. It is exactly a foot long and has lovely little details like piping, no bottom seam, and glow-in-the-dark zipper pulls just in case you need to find your toys in the dark. The case comes in six different colors and generally looks like nothing more obtrusive than a stylish makeup bag. I love my purple case; in fact, I love just about anything purple; so even if it is spotted, this case doesn’t look like anything out of the ordinary.

The padlock seems fairly strong, as do the zipper and its pulls. You would need a knife to get into this case or very strong metal cutters.

Despite being only a foot long, this case fits a surprisingly large number of toys, which makes it perfect for traveling or just keeping your favorites close at hand. I was able to fit one rabbit vibrator, one g-spot vibrator, a small traditional vibrator, a set of vibrating bullets and sleeve, and two bottles of lubricant in this case; all without straining (stow your lube in a plastic baggie when traveling to prevent spills). Even with all of that, I still have room for a few smaller items, such as condoms, wipes, clamps, and vibrating eggs. Given that the case is soft-sided, anyone wanting to store fragile or otherwise glass sex toys in this case should use padding to prevent breakage when traveling.

I have two caveats to my praise for the Foot Long case. First, I wish that this case had an internal pocket for small or easily broken items like condoms, wipes, and nipple clamp sets. Second, I recommend finding something other than the provided chain to hang your keys on, as it is easily opened. A strong key ring would do nicely. Despite this, I give the For Your Nymphomation case a full five stars for providing stylish, classy, reasonably secure storage.