The “For Your Nymphomation” storage chest|Sex Toy Storage: For your nymphomation adult toy chest was probably my most satisfying purchase in the last six months because it does absolutely everything it’s supposed to do; it stores your toys efficiently, elegantly, and discretely. All of the sex toys in my current rotation fit in this magnificent organizational tool. At present my case contains: one harness|Dildo harnesses, three strap-on dildos|Strap-on Dildos of varying sizes, a FeelDoe Stout|Feeldoe stout, one 18-inch double dong, one butt plug|Butt Plugs, one double vibrating egg pack, one small flogger, one leather slapper, one hogtie kit, one snakebite kit, four soft wrist and ankle cuffs, two 48” tethers, 8 ounces of lube, a small bottle of massage oil, two feather ticklers, and about thirty condoms and dental dams. Actually, I could definitely still add a few other toys and not overfill it.

Contrary to what the official description implies, the zipper itself does not glow in the dark, but the zipper pulls do. It’s called a “toy chest” but is really more like a zippered toy case, about three feet long, one foot wide, and 3.5 inches thick. Nine sturdy, clear plastic bags of different sizes attach effectively to the Velcro strips that run along the firm sides of the case and can be easily re-arranged to suit your needs. Six loops that close with Velcro let you hang whips and floggers, but I also use them to secure my harness’ storage pouch, and you could even use them to secure a butt plug and/or dildo. There’s also an expandable fabric pocket on one end that could store a variety of items.

Best of all, the case is easy to open during passionate moments, and everything is immediately accessible. During sex, I usually leave it open on a chair and its firm sides are stable as they hang over the edges of the seat, keeping everything visible and easy to grab. Its exterior is black faux leather, and it's discrete enough to travel incognito; it would probably be mistaken for an instrument case on the train. I worried that its slimness would limit my storage options, but that’s not the case. The vast majority of toys sold on this site would fit inside perfectly, and the case easily slides under a bed. You could also store it on its side, and the ingenious interior organizational system would ensure that everything stays in place.

The handsome but flimsy silver lock will keep out curious eyes, but potential buyers should be aware that it is not supposed to be a high-security device. The case could be broken and opened by anybody using a pair of pliers or particularly strong fingernails to bend the rings that the lock attaches to. This shouldn’t be a problem for most people, however.

The only improvement I could imagine would be selling the clear bags with Velcro backing separately, in a variety of sizes, so you’d have even more options in terms of how you configure the inside.

A couple of weeks ago, I damaged the chest a little. I left it on the bed in the heat of passion, and one or both of us ended up laying on top of it. The edges of the chest, while firm, will bend if you sit or lay on them. The chest is fine, and still fully functional. But the sides are not quite as neat and firm as before we rolled all over it. The sides are slightly bent. I still love it. And if you don't actually have sex on top of it, all will be well.