The Eden Fantasys Tote bag is one of the three free gift options currently available from Eden Fantasys upon checkout. Right now, it is being offered in a bundle with the other two free gifts, the Vibrating Cock Ring and Eden Fantasys Wipes. Though we normally select the wipes, this great promotion meant that we didn't have to choose.

This is a large, waterproof, reuseable bag, the kind that you often see for sale at grocery stores. It is 15" high, with a 4 1/2" by 15 1/2" base. The handles are about an inch wide, and each 25 inches long, which makes it easy to carry over your shoulder. The straps and the edging holding the corners together is not waterproof, but instead a standard black canvas material. The inside of the bag is reinforced with white canvas, and it is not waterproof either. It collapses down if you press the sides in and fold up the bottom, which makes this bag easy to keep in the trunk of your car or the back of your closet.

The tote is black with Eden Fantasys green and pink as the main detail colors. One side of the bag has 18 alternating green and pink Eden Fantasys leaves (three rows of six) over the top of "edenfantasys.com." The other side says "edenfantasys" at the top, and underneath in much larger print, it says "Smart & Sexy." Beneath this, EdenFantasys' Facebook and Twitter are listed in white.

I would never take this bag out in public - even if I didn't mind people knowing that I frequent a sex toy website. In this conservative part of the country, I do mind though. The bag is just too girly. Eden's color scheme is very feminine, and I definitely don't need to explain to my friends why I'm so very proud of just how smart and sexy I am. My girlfriend wouldn't mind carrying it, but she's very outgoing and would have no trouble dealing with the comments. If you're bold (or just don't care), the $2 price tag makes these reasonable enough that you could pick up a bunch to keep around the house or in your car, so that you'll be able to find one whenever you need it. If you're trying to recruit through the affiliate program, this would actually be a great tool.

We use this as toy storage, since we do not have a formal chest. It can easily be hung up in the closet, which means that we have more space on the ground for the things that can't. The tote doesn't really provide any extra protection, but it's much more organized than just having piles of boxes sitting on the floor. It's holding up well to being in use all of the time, and were it more discreet, it would be great for grocery shopping. We think that it's a good free gift, but it's unlikely that it will be our first choice because we can only use so many.