What is there to say? It's chocolate in a bottle. Who doesn't like to be licked?

I mean, let's be honest, you can buy a similar product for a few bucks in the grocery store and apply it with your finger or just drip it. That being said, you're paying for a nice bottle, a little applicator, and the general experience. Enjoy yourself...you're painting on each other.
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Pros
-Taste good.
-Cute bottle.
-Neat applicator wand.
Cons
-No real cons, could come in a dark chocolate flavor.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

Here you have chocolate in a bottle. Put it wherever you want. In all honesty, this is a little bit lavish because it isn't the world's greatest chocolate. That being said, it isn't the worst either.

The idea here is to paint the chocolate on your partner, and then let the licking begin. Since this actually is chocolate and not some weird sugary crap that tastes like nothing, the whole licking part becomes pleasant. Note, I just wrote "whole licking," which leads me to what this product can be used for in bed.

This chocolate is not dark by any extent, however, it is quite sweet, like Nesquik syrup. That means you can make your partner that much sweeter. Let's say you want to add a little something to your juices regardless of your sex. Boom, this is your product...instant sweetener. Let's say you have a part of the body you haven't played with before. Bam, put on a little chocolate body paint, and now you can explore foot fetish, anal eating, or whatever you want to try.

This product is perfect for someone who wants to try food in bed, but who doesn't want to just bring a body of syrup. This fancies it up a bit.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom with a liberator throe under you
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This has a nice smooth texture. I really do question if the good people at Shunga got Nesquik and just piped it into this bottle.

It comes out very dark. You can spread it lightly. It dries up like regular chocolate syrup on skin, but you shouldn't get any brittle flaking going on.

It is pliable enough that you can use the brush to write words on your lover, or you may use your fingers or other body parts to do the same.

There really isn't too much to say about this unless you've never used chocolate syrup for drinks and/or sex, but you will feel a little bit sticky in the areas that you haven't thoroughly licked off.
    • Smooth
    • Sticky
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

It tastes sweet, but not nauseatingly sweet like bad chocolate that you get from absent relatives. I can't emphasize enough how tempted I was to just dump this in some milk afterwards. It smells and tastes like Nesquik. It has that very chocolaty smell and taste mixed with a brown sugar/caramelized sugar taste that brings everyone back for more.

The taste isn't so overpowering that you wont taste your lover's juices unless they are faint to begin with. That being said, this is a nice accompaniment to eating and probing whatever orifice you like or want to experiment in.

On a side note, I suppose it goes without saying that making sure you are clean when using this is important so as to get rid of any bad flavors that could be present.
    • Smells good
    • Tastes good if you don't mind milk chocolate

Performance

This product applies easily to the skin. Just soak the tip of the brush in the bottle, and rub it wherever you want. That being said, I wouldn't put it in anywhere juicy and then put it back into the bottle. You want to avoid bacterial growth. That would be a foul. Otherwise, this is quite nice. The brush is a little flimsy, but it's a cute design nonetheless, and it looks relatively easy to fabricate if it were to break during use. If anything, the design of the brush got me thinking of other D.I.Y. applicators that you can make with foam and a tooth pick or Popsicle stick from the craft store.

The chocolate washes off quickly and without a problem. You shouldn't have to wash that much off though since you're supposed to be eating if off each other in the first place.

The bottle is heavy duty and nice to hold, and once used, I could totally see using it for something else.

I would say it performs great for what it is, which is chocolate syrup in a glass bottle with a little tooth pick attached to a clever foam quill applicator.

The bottle is something to note, if you were to drop it on a wood floor, I assume it would hold alright because it is quite thick and heavy, and its circular design should hold well...but don't drop the bottle to test it.
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

It comes with the wand attached to the bottle, and I believe it was in a box. The bottle, as I've said, is quite nice and worth reusing. The lid to it slips in and is not a screw top, but it fits snug.
    • Recyclable
    • Travel friendly
    • Would make a nice gift

Special Features

There is nothing special to this really. It just looks very nice and could make a cute present. Perhaps it would make a good bridal shower gift.

Experience

It was very fun to use. We would draw on one another, and then lick. It became a game of where you could draw that would look cute while getting your rocks off at the same time. I strongly recommend to use a Liberator Throe or some blanket you can wash easily with this because it could get messy.
Follow-up commentary
It holds up quite nicely in its jar. Flavor is just as it was months before when it was first opened.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Undead
    Nice review, thinking of getting some. You might want to mention somewhere in your review that you shouldn't put this on the female genitals because of the sugar and it causing an infection.
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Sounds fun. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Ben-eround
    Good point, Undead.
  • Contributor: SweetXSurrender89
    Good review want some
  • Contributor: TakeHimAway
    Thanks!
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    Nice review Thanks
  • Contributor: CindyH
    glad it worked for you thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: Ben-eround
    So is anyone going to try this one?
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review. I agree with Undead though.
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    thanks for the review!
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    Love this stuff, thanks for the review!
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    ty
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thank you for sharing!
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    Thanks for the review
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