Wow, do these things bring back some memories ! I was 18 and having my bachelorette party when my youth pastors of all people present me with these and a few other fun things. They also wanted to get in our apartment during the honeymoon and plaster condoms all over the walls, awesome people, I miss em !

Fast forward a few months, I stumble upon them in the closet, hmm sounds fun at the least, if I only knew ! You see I was not wise to grooming back then and had a nice little bush goin' on. Just imagine warm body meets cool fruit roll up material = melted to me ! Now if it was just skin that wouldn't be so bad, but remember that bush I was talking about, oh yeah that took awhile.

Yes, these bad boys can be accredited with my first good trim, so maybe we did get something out of them, regardless the memories really are priceless.

Now to the stuff you really wanna know. They do fit most body sizes, I was on the heavy side at the time and they still worked fine. Texture, think fruit roll up with a slightly stiffer make up. My flavor was strawberry and chocolate, I was able to pinch a piece before the meltdown and let me just say they were better for looks than taste, unless you like imitation fruit and artificial chocolate cardboard these won't be as appetizing as they look.

So a word of advice, if you do wanna try these a heads up - shave for goodness sake!

Since then I've heard tales of women making their own with products like real fruit roll ups, licorice and adorned with your husbands favorite candies. If I can get past the trauma of the meltdown, maybe one day I'll be brave enough to try.