The Club Dud Vibe

All in all, this is still a fun toy, but because the battery pack wouldn't stay in place when I was just walking around, I really doubt this toy would stay on dancing. I think this is a great at home toy, especially if you want a toy with many settings and speeds.
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Pros
Many settings and speed, free panty
Cons
Ambient mode was a total dud, battery pack won't stay on the toy, not discreet
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The Oh Mi Bod Club Vibe comes with the 2 AAA batteries that it requires, which is always a bonus. It also comes with a panty, the toy itself, and a velvet bag.

The velvet bag is plush and has "Oh Mi Bod" embroidered on the front. The panty is labeled as "One size fits all", but it has a max hip of 40, and a max waist of 34. Any larger than that won't fit into the panty, unfortunately.

The purpose of the panty is to give you a place to put your vibe so it stays in place when going out. The pink part of the vibe is 1.5 inches long, and 3/4 inches in diameter. You slide the pink end into the panties. There is a little pouch at the bottom of the panty which holds the vibe in place. This presented a problem for me. When I slid the toy into my panties, it slid all the way to the back of the panty and vibrated over my vaginal opening, instead of my clit where the toy would have been a lot better used. Before I left the house, I tried to adjust the toy so that it would be touching my clit, but after walking around outside, it slid back down towards my vaginal opening again.

I decided to test this toy at first using my partner's Ipod. He picked out a song, I held the toy over my clitoris, and just relaxed a bit while I waited for the fun to begin. The toy jumped right up to it's highest setting and stayed there. No "buzzing to the beat" like it mentioned. Kind of disappointing. After that, I decided to try its seven speeds.

Speed #1 is a very low buzz.
Speed #2 is a medium buzz.
Speed #3 is the highest buzz the toy has, and all of the beginning three speeds are just a single, straight buzz. No variation, and nothing too exciting.
Speed #4 is a sensation of fast high pulses, which I found to be very enjoyable, but only for short durations.
Speed #5 is a variation of low, medium, high, and INSANE pulses. I liked this setting a lot.
Speed #6 goes: long low buzz, a medium buzz, then two fast strong pulses.
Speed #7 is a really long low buzz, followed by a medium buzz, a high buzz, two low pulses, and then gradually it goes back down to low, and starts again.

After trying out the toy at home, I decided I was ready to use it out in public! I waited for a Friday night grocery store trip. I reasoned that the toy would be able to pick up all the noises going on in the grocery store, with its ambient setting.

Rolling out of the parking lot where I live, the only sound that the ambient mode picked up was when we went over speed bumps. I'd get a pretty high, pretty quick blast of vibrations going on, and then it would stop. Nothing too exciting. My husband and me chatted and talked all the way to the grocery store, but it didn't pick up anything. I asked him if we could put some music on in the car and, like it did at home, it just went to its highest setting right away and didn't change with the music. Boo.

We got to the first grocery store, walked around a bit, picked up some things, and I didn't get a single buzz at ALL while we were there. Nothing. When we got back to the car, I told my husband I was wearing it, and he got really excited, grinned like a school boy, and started talking really loudly. That didn't work either. I'm sad to say that even at the second store, nothing went on with this toy.

Another disappointment with this toy was battery pack had a tendency to slip off. I would be happily walking along, when the control section of the toy would just fall from my waist, and the battery cover to clip this to your pants would still be firmly attached to my pants. The clip stays attached, but I have to explain to anyone watching that my AHEM "pager" is having issues today. NOT discreet. I think they could have done a much better job of securing this toy to your waist. If I actually brought this toy to a club, I am positive the same thing would have been happening all night long, which is part of the reason why I wanted to test it somewhere else first.

Cleaning this toy is easy, just use mild soap and water or a toy cleaner, being careful not to get the cords wet since it isn't waterproof.
Follow-up commentary
We really never use this anymore. It was really disappointing. It just doesn't respond to changes in sound via voice or music very well.. It'll just go to the highest setting and stay there, which to me is not very erotic or fun. I was just expecting something else with this toy, I think.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Teasing
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty
    Thanks guys.
  • Contributor: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
    Thanks ! Nice review
  • Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty
    Thanks @cyrus
  • Contributor: SexyySarah
    Thanks for the heads up, great review!
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    Thanks @SexyySarah
  • Contributor: LikeSunshineDust
    I have one, but I've never gotten to wear it out... I guess I won't bother lol.
  • Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty
    @LikeSunshineDust Yeah, it just wasn't worth it for us.
  • Contributor: Fruity
    Good job.
  • Contributor: Kiwi
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: ellejay
    Shoot, this sounds so nice in the description. Thanks for the honest review!
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  • Contributor: Dear Ruby
    Thanks the review! The idea of this toy has a lot of potential, but I think I'll wait for a better execution.
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    thanks for the review
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    Thank you
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    thanks!
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