I was overly excited upon receiving The Breast Stimulator, two small cups from NASSTOYS promised to pamper my nipples the way they deserved. I'm still waiting. Anyone can give these guys a try from beginners to the more advanced, but they just didn't work for me. I was less than impressed with just about every aspect of every part of this toy.

Feel free to use your imagination and move these little guys around for a little stimulation all over your body. Your nipples don't have to be the only ones who get in on the experience.

I wouldn't wear them under clothing due to their noise level and the fact that they'd fall right off unless you stuck them inside your bra, you'd be able to see them.

The Breast Stimulator is made of a silicone based rubber compound called TPR silicone. It's latex free, phthalates free, and hypo-allergenic. The cups are soft, stretchy, with a jelly feel to them, but have no smell. The cups are also textured with tiny, jelly soft nubbins along the inside. There is a slight tackiness to the material that makes them collect hair, dust, and fuzzies easily.

Here's the thing, I actually like the design idea, but the implementation just seemed to go all wrong. We have two cups that are each supposed to fit over each of your nipples and extending out about two inches further. The Breast Stimulator claims to be "hands free". They are "hands free" as in, if you don't use your hands, they fall right off.

NASSTOYS (the manufacturer) suggests to use eyelash glue to better adhere the cups to your breasts. Have you ever used eyelash glue? I don't want to use that anywhere near my breasts. Correction: I don't want to pull anything attached with eyelash glue off of my breasts. Also, when I'm ready for sexy time, I don't want to have to stop and apply eyelash glue to my breasts.

The space designed for your actual nipple is large. I would only suggest this toy to those who have nipples on the larger size.

The bullets technically remove if I squeeze them through a random hole in the design of the cup. While I don't believe the holes were designed for the removal of the bullets, I did get them out that way.

The Breast Stimulator vibrates but its intensity is seriously lacking. Each cup has a larvae looking bullet in them that has one speed - a mario cart version of 'kill'.

I spent more time trying to figure out how to turn these little guys on than it took to get them out of the packaging, read the instructions, and have them shipped.

They do not fit snugly (as advertised), and mine never even touched directly onto my nipple area. My nipples are average size and pierced with barbells so I really thought they would. I didn't find them to be very stimulating due to the way they were made. It is a nice idea though. I just wish they worked better!

Due to the fact that the cups collect lint, hair, and fuzz, I would suggest cleaning both before and after use. Just use warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. I would also store these guys in a zip-lock baggy to make sure they stayed away from anything extra fuzzy.