I got the Tasty Body Paint as a gift for my 18th birthday (my friends wanted to start me off right, I suppose.) The Tasty Body Paint sat alone in my room for about half a year before it got its first real use. So it gets a point for having a decent shelf life. I assume the high sugar content would keep it from rotting as long as it is sealed.

Eventually the time came that I could use my gift. (Yay!) Before using it in the bedroom, I opened the blueberry paint just to give it a taste. I don't know what I was expecting, but I was hoping from something along the lines of a lollipop flavor. The flavor isn't bad, just really, really fake. I mean, I knew it was artificial, but it is REALLY artificial. That might ruin the fun for some, if not, you can still enjoy the Body Paint.

We had an old sheet under us just in case the paint decided to stain. It didn't, which is definitely a plus. Clean up from the paint isn't a hassle. We didn't eat much of the paint and we used it more for "living art." Tasty Body Paint makes intimacy more fun and whimsical than anything and it was nice having that quality with our fun. Because of our giggling and mischief with the body paint, my boyfriend and I didn't have sex after. For us, drawing flowers and smiley faces quickly devolved into drawing penises on each other. Immature? Maybe. Fun? Yes!

So yeah, Tasty Body Paint doesn't make things sexy, but fun. Cleaning our bodies required a wet wipe to get the large amounts off. We didn't want to drip anything while walking to the shower (It is more gel like, so it doesn't go EVERYWHERE.) The body paint washes off without leaving any filmy residue or displeasing scent. I agree with other reviews on here about the dye aspect. The paint can leave a slight shade of color on your skin. It's nothing extreme, but you'll have to apply a washcloth or loofah to take care of it. Other than that, it's low maintenance for what it is.

WARNING: I would NOT recommend putting Tasty Body paint on or near your vagina, if you have a disposition towards yeast infections or don't want to increase your risk of them. The glycerin, along with other ingredients are tasty things for yeast and other bad microbes that live in your vagina. The package says "for external use only," but it doesn't get into specifics as to why. I just wanted to let that be known.

So, where does Tasty Body Paint leave me? It was cute and fun. It tastes like crap. But if you want to try something new, it could be worth it.

The tasty body paint was a one time thing really. I have no interest to pursue sexy times with body paint.

If you want to be cute or add some hilarity to naked time, by all means, but this is more of a gag than anything else.