This candy brest adornment for your goodies seems like a great idea but that's all dependent upon some factors:


1)Are you prone to skin sensitivity?
2)Do you like sticky candy all over your breasts?
3)Do you like rainbow stained bed sheets?

For me those answers would be no,no,oh!...and no.

When first putting it on you will have to make sure you don't stretch it and bust.
I find the fit of it very hit or miss. It may fit or it may not and that's all dependent upon the length of your chest/cup. You wont look very sexy with a saggy candy brests on display for your lover.

If you don't have the saggy candy brests and things go smoothly and start to heat up, your lover may proceed to nibble on the candy. This is where is gets dangerous. Dun Dun DUN!

As your significant other begins to apply moisture to the sugary beads they will get sticky and also get sugary drool all over you and your partner. It could cause some awkward moments.
In my opinion it fits weird, tastes mediocre, and makes a big huge sticky mess.

It has the same consistency and look as a traditional candy neckless. The strings can pinch and also can get caught in your teeth causing the string to break and the candy to fall off. Once wet the candy is really sticky.

The taste is kind of like smarties but blander therefore making it kind of boring. It has no smell other than the smell of your breath from eating it. I wasn't impressed to say the least.

This is defiantly a one time use item due to the fact that once its wet it is sticky and unsanitary. You will definitively have to shower after use due to the fact that your entire chest will have now become a lint roller and no one wants that.

The Packaging is a cardboard box with the product picture and instructions. It is not discreet with its bold fount telling you exactly what it is. Inside is a plastic non-resealable bag that holds the top. Even if you wanted to save the top (which I do not suggest due to sanitation reasons) you could not.