What goes vroom, is powerful, and can go from 0 to 60 in no time flat? It's the Cadillac! What can I say about the vibrator that epitomizes the idea of perfection? How can I even attempt to describe the toy who's alter I feel unworthy to step foot in? Sex toy higher beings, give me strength.

Now, while I will prostrate myself at the alter of the Hitachi Magic Wand, I will not claim that it is flawless. It's big, it's bulky, it overheats, it's most definitely not discreet, plugs into a wall, and can be numbing during prolonged use. But, it's powerful as hell and orgasmic. Loving someone does not mean that he or she is perfect. Neither is loving the Hitachi; I love the Magic Wand, imperfections and all. It's the one vibrator that can consistently get me off. In fact, it's the only clitoral vibrator that can get me off period.

The Hitachi Magic wand is magical for the entire body, but is amazing at clitoral stimulation. It can not be inserted without an attachment, but it will stimulate you externally. It's a perfect toy for anyone, beginners and advanced users alike. It's not a perfect vibrator, objectively speaking (hence the four star rating), but it's perfect for me.

The Hitachi is made from plastic, which is safe but unable to be sterilized. There is not much texture at all. The grooves have some texture, but nothing that I can really feel.

The Hitachi is made from plastic that's impossible to sterilize and unfortunately hard to clean. It has a cord, so be careful when using it near water. I don't like the cord because it is very short, but if you're plugged in close to a bed or wherever you like to masturbate, it really isn't that big of a deal. The head is covered with a plastic cover that has grooves in it. It has a very long body that is it's handle, which is connected to the head by a blue neck. The toy is very large and is most definitely not discreet!

Now, there are many caveats to the Hitachi. The design is very old and has not changed very much since, well, the 1970s. It's heavy, it's big, it's LOUD, but in my mind, the power really outweighs the cons.

The bigness of the head is actually a pro for me. I don't like pinpoint stimulation. I like to be able to grind the toy and have it stimulate my labia as well as my clit. The Hitachi is amazing in that respect. Even though it is broad, it is powerful enough so that even those who usually like pinpoint stimulation can get something out of it. It's not pinpoint, but it's so powerful and deep that the vibrations will be definitely felt!

The vrooms come in two different speeds, 5000 and 6000 rpm. The control has hi, low, and off. It can be used to stimulate the clitoris, the perineum, or the penis, but it can not be inserted without an attachment.

The Hitachi is the most powerful of all my toys, but it is also the loudest! It gets a solid 5 vrooms and 5 bees. It sounds like a small kitchen appliance. If you are in a dorm room or living with others, I would beware if the walls are thin!

It used to be white, but it's starting to get very icky colored. The only way you can really clean it is with a damp cloth or toy spray/toy wipes. It's impossible to clean the grooves thoroughly and it's hard to clean the stem as well. It's head is broad and is metal on the inside, with the plastic cap over black foam padding. It's really annoying to clean well and very hard to take off and put on the cap.

The box it came in was very discreet. It's marketed as a back massager so the packaging reflected that! There were pictures of people using the Hitachi and gives basic information about it.

Now, while I will prostrate my self at the alter of the Hitachi Magic Wand, I will not claim that it is flawless. It's big, it's bulky, it overheats, it's most definitely not discreet, plugs into a wall, and can be numbing during prolonged use. But, it's powerful as hell and orgasmic.