Skeet Skeet... Then It's Time to Come Clean.

For a free gift, this is pretty perfect. I've got about three packs lying around the house and they're so handy to keep by the bed for post-sex cleanup. We use coitus interuptus as birth control, so these faint, sweet smelling wipes do the trick for easy, quick, disposable hygiene. No more running to the bathroom, you can cuddle up after sex! Just wipe up after sploogin' and get to the spoonin'.
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Pros
No alocohol, Contains aloe, Vitamin E and Tea Tree oil, smells great, does the job
Cons
Could do without the glycerin, More than 10 in a package would be more eco-friendly
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
For a free gift, these wipes do the trick, and with an alright smell to boot. The entire package is disposable, with the thin plastic container it comes in, and the soft (cotton?) wipes are perfect for cleaning up your lover's millions of babies swimming in his semen soup... all over your back. Use these for cleaning up sticky lubricants when you go wild with them, for freshening up before a date or between activities, or even after going to the bathroom. No worries, as these are gentle on your sweet spots.

The package design is kind of cheap. It looks like an ad for EF! It would be nicer if a bit classier design had been used, however at this price I don't pay it much mind.It would be great if these wipes had a more discreet package, as the word 'Sex' is plastered on the front, and they're so compact and spontaneously necessary that it's nice to just keep them on the bedside table. As I don't have any poky folks hanging around my place, I don't mind to keep them in reach.

Take care when opening the package. If you rip open the tab too forcefully you may rip it wide open. They're recloseable with a little sticker, which is handy if you like your wet wipes wet!

The ingredients used here are water, Chlorexidine (an antiseptic and preservative), glycerin (as a humectant and a bacterial agent), aloe and Vitamin E for soothing the skin, and Tea Tree Oil, which not only smells great, but is a natural antiseptic. These ingredients work together to create a naturally hygienic, debris free back for you, and get rid of any spermies found hanging out around your boy's boys. With ingredients like this, I can definitely stand behind the EF wipes. The glycerin has been known to increase the flora of the vaginal environment to a level that creates a risk of yeast infection. However as wipes are for external use only, I don't see this being a problem. If you're extremely sensitive, you may refrain from wiping your ticky with this. All other areas should be fine.

The 10 wipes included are enough to last me and my boy a couple weeks. Toss the empty container in the trash along with the rest of the wipes, now dry and covered in your dead potential children.

The wipes are safe for cleaning toys, non-toxic so you can use them to wipe up children's faces or spills if need be, and don't contain alcohol, so they're gentle on the skin. The smell is lightly reminiscent of tea tree but the Chlorhexidine shines through a bit, and taints the fragrance a tad with its chemicallyness. The smell also sticks around lightly on your hands or wherever you've put it for a good hour afterwards. It doesn't bother me though. I'm just glad I don't have to walk around with semen drying and cracking my skin! Thanks for that, EF!
Follow-up commentary
I keep getting these as free gifts with my order because they're just so great. I rub one between my hands to warm it up before wiping my boy down with it after coitus interruptus. I put one on the back of the toilet for use as an intimate wipe after going to the potty. I've even used it to clean up the dashboard of my truck! There are just so many good uses for these. A marvelous free gift, and a great buy. The sheets are so large you can rip them in half horizontally quite easily and have 20 sheets instead of 10.
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  • Contributor: Sunshineamine
    These things are great, I got a bunch of packs lying around too. I agree with you about them being nice for clean up with out that mad dash to the bathroom. Much nicer.
  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for sharing. I like that they sell wipes for cleaning up after sex. But I do not see any difference between these and high quality baby wipes, except that the baby wipes are 1/10 the cost.
  • Contributor: aliceinthehole
    sloppy donkey - i totally agree. i just like to support EF and when i buy things here, i can get them free! kroger never offers free products to those who review their merch. haha.
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Thank you for the detailed (and funny) review!
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Thank you for the detailed (and funny) review!
  • Contributor: aliceinthehole
    haha... thank you for reading miss marc!
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Thank you for the great review! It's good that most reviews don't mention the smell, but your review reveals a bit of chemical smell even after an hour. I'm very mindful of the smells of products, so thank you!
  • Contributor: kawigrl
    great review
  • Contributor: aliceinthehole
    @stinkytofu. any time! glad you appreciate that note.
    @kawigirl. thanks lady!
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