My man asks for very little. The house can't smell like an incense store, the fridge can't be filled with nothing but fruit and my body can look as it wants, as long as it is hairless. Seriously, the man didn't care when I came home with a bleach blond fauxhawk, he doesn't care about make up or clothing (actually he supports my t shirt habit!!!) All he wants to see is my body smooth from the eyebrows down.

However, I have horrid skin that is far more picky and reactive than my mister could ever think of being. Almost every time I shave, angry red bumps corrupt random parts of my body. You know how they feel; itchy, painful and uncomfortable. I had tried all the 'all natural' things at stores, tried shaving with oatmeal and milk (yeah), and you know what??? This Coochie Shave Cream is the only thing that has prevented the little red dots from coming!!! Finally my skin feels sexy, and I am so happy for it.

My Skin Type:
Dry, Sensitive, Pale
Allergies To:
Blue Dye#1, Sterling Silver

I first tried a test on my lower leg. Knowing my previous reactions with things, some ending with a need for an epipen (due to my dye allergy), I was leery of this product from the start. I stared at my leg intently for a good 20 minutes, waiting for any discomfort or reaction to occur. When my skin remained supple and not angry, I applied Goldbond Ultimate Healing Lotion with Aloe (My aftershave of choice, and a total lifesaver!!!) I waited 24 hours, and when I was sure there was no reaction, I proceeded to shave my entire body with the cream; including the very sensitive areas that get so angry sometimes I think they could grow a face and hiss at me.

No reaction. No bumps. Holy crap. Buy this stuff. But it now!!! DO IT.