Delicious Kisses, in Pleasing Peach, is a lickable body spray, meaning that not only does it give your skin a pleasant fragrance, but it should also give your skin a pleasant flavor. In theory, this is a great idea. But in practice?

It comes in a clear plastic four ounce spray bottle. The bottle doesn't leak and the top doesn't unscrew easily. The label is various shades of orange with kiss prints all over it and a cartoon woman's lower body front and center. She's wearing lacy orange panties. And it tells us this spray is sweet, delicious, non-sticky, non-greasy and non-staining.

The ingredients listed are water, natural and artificial flavors, potassium sorbate, FD&C red number 40 and yellow number 5.

The bottle says to shake this product before using it. Hold it twelve to fifteen inches away from your body and spray. Like hairspray, if the nozzle clogs, just rinse it under warm water. Use this product externally, and discontinue use if you develop a rash or irritation.

The dispenser sprays quite a bit at a time, so you're going to want to press down slowly and move the bottle across your skin. Spray it on after a bath or just before sex. Spritz a bit on your neck before you head out of the house. But if you're going to be gone long, and would like to preserve the scent, be sure to toss the bottle in your purse, because the scent doesn't last much more than a couple hours.

The spray is very thin and watery, much like most body sprays are. It smells more like peaches and cream oatmeal than a peach, but the smell isn't offensive. It's sort of simultaneously heavy and light depending on which tone you catch at any particular moment.

It tastes... like sugar water with a hint of peach. Not exactly what I'd call sensual or sexy. It's kind of disappointing, because this product has great potential.

It's not greasy and doesn't stain. It dries quickly, but it does get a little sticky as it dries. Sort of reminiscent of some bug sprays. It only lasts a second or two. Once the spray is completely dry, it's not sticky at all. If it weren't for the smell, you wouldn't know it was there at all.

Right now, there are white flecks floating around in the orange liquid. I'm not sure if they're bubbles or if the product is going bad or separating. I just shook the crap out of it, so maybe they're just bubbles? I hope?

To be honest, I'm not really sure how a feel about this product over all. The white flecks kind of freak me out, but they might go away if I leave it alone for a while. Generally speaking, I don't give up after one fragrance, so I intend to give the raspberry a shot. Stay tuned for my opinion of the raspberry in the follow-up.