I found this once in a drugstore and I had to have it. Mine was the smaller 1 oz bottle and it came corked, unlike the bigger bottle with the black top. I mainly got this because of how it looked like a bottle that could be for potions and such; I loved fantasy themed stuff. At first I wasn't sure if it was massage oil or lubricant, but even now I still think it can be used for both.
The cork is great, but after a while it gets stuck in the jar and you can't get it out which is a pain to open without breaking the cork since it is a small half inch diameter one. Make sure you don't accidentally saturate the cork with the lubricant because that is one of the ways it gets stuck easily.

The lube itself is actually not that thin, which I do like. It doesn't run too much which is great for such a small bottle. No waste is the best. This smells just like strawberry blow pops which I love, of course that smells like Berry Moltrin, but I actually liked that so that's a plus. The taste of it however had more of a chemical aftertaste, but that is to be expected from most lubes. The problem is this solution does get a bit sticky afterwards and you might need to wash this off. The other issue is that it dries to that sticky mess really fast as well, so you might need more than just one ounce for one session.

This does warm, but only slightly which is great if you decide to use it for penetration, it won't burn. This shouldn't be used for that if you're prone to yeast infections since this has glycerin.

Be careful as this does stain cloth and that can be really hard to get out. Because this is a bit thicker, if you put this on the back or chest, wash it off after because it can clog pores and lead to break outs which is just never fun.

I mean you can get this to look nice on the shelf (take off the sticker though since that isn't too discreet), but its not really good for practical usage.