Oh, Just Bite Me!

Remember the candy necklaces on an elastic string that you would buy at the movie theater years ago? The ones that if you were really careful, you could make last until class the next day? Well, this is the grown up version, and believe me, you will not want these to last that long!
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Pros
Taste good.
Foreplay fun!
Inexpensive.
Cons
Sticky.
Pulls any hair.
Candies can pinch a bit.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The look on my husband's face when he came into the bedroom and I told him to 'bite me' was priceless! Once he realized what I was intending on having him bite, (and nibble and lick), the experience was priceless. In many ways!

These candy g-strings make a fun icebreaker, foreplay item and just plain taste good. They remind me of tamed down sweet tarts. Biting them off can be a bit of a challenge in some areas, however both treats are worth the effort. I would not recommend this for anyone with dental bridges or dentures, they are that hard.

I have a bit of a landing strip and the hairs would get caught in between the candies which was not that pleasant. My husband would lick a few rows at a time and get the candies rolling in some strategic areas which was an amazingly hot feeling for me! A lot sticky afterward, but oh, it felt sumptuous. This is also a great idea for anyone who does not like their taste on their partner's lips, the candy does disguise it a bit.

The ingredients are fairly basic: Sugar, Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Artificial Colors, Artificial Flavors. These were light blue, yellow, pink and white pastels and were all similarly flavored.

I really disliked the feeling of candies going up my butt, the stickiness and the staining of our sheets. These were a bit uncomfortable and I ended up taking them off and tossing them after about half an hour. The pinches and pulls on my pubic hair were just too much. They were fun while I lasted, however!

My hips are 42" and these were a bit snug. I would not suggest larger or curvier people wearing these, and my husband said absolutely not when I took them off and suggested he wear them. I guess he did not want the 'jewels' attacked by candy pinches.

All in all, it was a fun experience that lasted awhile. I would maybe try these again but would expect about the same results. I did have to shower afterward to remove the sticky candy residue but that was an experience in itself.
Follow-up commentary
The candy G-string was a fun idea and if you have a bit of imagination, you can make someone wild with a few licks of your tongue. Clean up is very easy, but if you do not feeling a bit sticky for a few minutes, these aren't for you. They used good tasting candies and we had no problems with the elastic string inside the candies. I was thinking it was going to snap back and rubber band me, but luckily, that did not happen. Great occasional fun idea!!
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Oral
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  • Contributor: El-Jaro
    Thanks for the review!

    I think this is the first review I read that mentions candy butt. Did you experience a similar feeling "around the front"?

  • Contributor: Subbi
    Thanks for the review! These look like they could be fun but I'm just not sure about actually ordering this...
  • Contributor: js250
    What can I say, JR, I had a sweet a$$ that day!!
  • Contributor: MamaDivine
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Emma
    Thanks f or the review
  • Contributor: Secret Pleasure
    Good job
  • Contributor: SimpleTeaser
    Great review! Thank you for sharing. Wish they had various sizes.
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  • Contributor: edeneve
    clever idea. great review.
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