My fiance and I decided to have a fun Valentine's adventure, and I purchased this caramel body paint. We both LOVE caramel, so I thought it would be a fun little adventure. At first, it was. I painted one nipple before he came into the room and he jumped at the invitation, sucking and licking and all the wonderful things that should be done to stimulate one's boobs. Once he'd sucked on one a little while, an unhappy look crossed his face. I asked what was wrong, and he said the caramel tasted a little odd to him, but he continued anyway because we were having quite a bit of fun.

I tried the caramel next and agreed it was a bit of an off-putting taste, but shrugged it off. Who says body paint has to taste perfect, right? Well, things progressed and soon the caramel was making our bodies and our bed so sticky we could barely do anything without feeling, well, gross. Sticky balls is not attractive. For either party.

We ended up having some hot shower sex as a result, but my pretty Valentine's bra was stained and sticky and the bed sheets were a mess. The dog ended up licking up God knows what with the caramel on those sheets, and we were just not that happy with the overall product. It made more work for us in the long run, which is just not sexy, especially on our sexy day.

I don't know how the other flavors are, but the caramel was just sticky and not really that good tasting. I don't really recommend it for anyone, but I wouldn't say to avoid the product completely. I've read some reviews about the chocolate and they seemed mostly positive. The chocolate would probably be less sticky as well. So, if you like this sort of thing, just don't go for the caramel. And make sure you wash the brush right after so it doesn't harden.