Not So Pleasurable Wipes

It's not very often that I give a product only 3 stars, but these wipes were really disappointing. I was expecting the find of the century, what with all the great reviews.
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Pros
Packaging can be used as a storage container afterwards, Thick, Large, Leaves skin very soft.
Cons
Dry, Container isn't air tight, They don't smell all that great.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The pleasure wipes are meant to be used on your most sensitive areas. They can be used before sex, after sex, and even for a quick freshener on those days that you skip the shower. Although they're mostly meant for the body, they can still be used to wipe off toys. They won't sanitize or disinfect so you'll still need to do the whole soap and water deal.

They safely clean away body fluids and lubricants, and they contain vitamin E and Aloe Vera to soothe the skin.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The wipes themselves are very large, plush, and stretchy. They leave the skin feeling really soft and moisturized without feeling greasy.

When using them on toys or packaging, they tend to leave a white filmy residue, but it never really bothered me too much.

Taste / Aroma

I chose the mango scented wipes, but they do come in vanilla as well. I wasn't overly impressed by the scent, like some other people have been. I suppose they do smell somewhat like mango, but very thick and almost musky. It wasn't the light fruity scent that I was expecting.

In the name of science and giving a good review, I tasted them, and they were fine. They didn't taste like anything and I can imagine would work well as a wipe down before giving or receiving oral.

Performance

All the stuff that I mentioned above would have been great, if these wipes hadn't been such a total FAIL for me.

When they came to me, they were dry as a bone. The only half way usable ones were at the very bottom. I'm assuming this is because they dried out during shipping, and that is because of the seriously fail of an airtight container.

I was able to use the bottom few wipes, to test the product out, but once this review is published, I will be throwing the rest in the garbage. On the upside, it looks like the packaging is going to be awesome for storage of condoms, bullets, batteries, or other small stuff.

These wipes are the tub version of the individually wrapped Cum-Kleen wipes and I'm pretty sure the individual ones might actually work decently well. The wipes themselves are pretty good, it's just the tub packaging that brought them down. I've decided that I'm going to buy a couple of the Cum-Kleen wipes and then give you the comparison in the follow-up review so that I can prove my tub fail theory.
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  • Contributor: ScottA
    They don't have a seal like baby wipes come with? Why would they leave that out?
  • Contributor: fghjkl
    No, they really don't... It's bizarre.
  • Contributor: married with children
    nice review. But it just seems like baby wipes would be a better product. Cheaper and sealing lid.
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    Ugggg. That't very disappointing. I have been wanting to try the mango ones myself but waste of money if ya only get a couple that are moist enough. By the time they got to Oz, there may not be any moist...lol.
    Not so keen on the residue either.
    Had to laugh when you said you tasted them. Pretty cool!

    Cheers on the review
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Oh no! Did you contact eden about it and ask for a replacement? Mine were not dripping or anything, but they for sure were not dry! I hope you give these guys a second chance.
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    It won't help your dryness problem, but with our baby wipes, if we don't tuck the next wipe in after we pull one out, it will dry out. However, when we do tuck it in, it does stay pretty moist.
  • Contributor: Illusional
    Oh man, I just put these on my wishlist. Damnit. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: fghjkl
    @Shellz Yeah I don't know if I'd trust them to get all the way over there without drying out lol Thanks

    @ Lauren meh.. I didn't ask for another tub because I wasn't so fond of the mango scent anyways but I'm definitely going to try out the individually wrapped vanilla ones
  • Contributor: Sunrise
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Fullbeauty
    Great review, very insightful
  • Contributor: billybobtoy
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Kittentits
    I hope you do go ahead with your plan to try out and review the individual vanilla ones. The tub ones arriving dry isn't too reassuring...
  • Contributor: AYoungHomeWifey
    Thanks for the review and video! I just added these to my wishlist, but may consider just a few individual ones. I was really hoping the tub would be a better deal and better overall.
  • Contributor: indiglo
    Thank you for the honest review and video. I like your idea of trying the individually sealed wipes instead, because they would not dry out so easily. How disappointing! I guess I will just stick with my normal wipes, at least they don't dry out! But I think I will throw a few individually wrapped wipes in with my next order just to try them out.
  • Contributor: Pinkhare
    Thank you for the review !
  • Contributor: SimpleTeaser
    A little expensive for just 25 wipes and no seal, thank you for the great review.

  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
  • Contributor: chantalgiardina
    great review thanks!
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