Oral sex kit
by Spencer & Fleetwood

More Silly than Sexy.

A suitable gag gift, but not a item I would consider purchasing for serious foreplay. I would personally rather put my money towards a new toy. That being said, it's cute, colorful, and great for someone with a sweet tooth. It's sure to throw a group of girls into a fit of giggles, especially if you all take turns modeling it. But for me, the poor fit and lack of sexiness causes this sweet little product to fall short for foreplay.
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Pros
-cute, colorful
-long lasting if properly stored
Cons
- does not fit everyone.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This candy bra is made up of the same material as the candy necklaces we all purchased as children. It's designed to be worn as a bra and eaten off of you. In my opinion, it is more of a novelty item or a gag gift rather than a foreplay item. If your partner has a really big sweet tooth, this could be a sexy or sensual object. However, this is an item that you will buy or receive that will most likely sit in your drawer, unused and forgotten. You may pull it out on a whim, and it has potential to provide an hour or so of fun. Whether or not it is worth the money comes down to just a few things:
a) does he have a big sweet tooth? Then go for it.
b) Is she bigger boned? Because she isn't going to feel sexy if this squeezes her wrong, it's not quite one size fits all.
c) Are you looking for a laugh or a sexy, sensual experience? Because this whimsical little item is more likely to get you giggles.
    • Gag gift

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The candy is on a stretchy string. It's literally exactly like the candy jewelry you probably wore when you were young, except it's shaped like a bra. Clearly, the string is not going to be edible. The taste is sweet or tangy, dependent on the color of the candy piece you bite off. Unfortunately, these candy pieces are a bit hard to get off, requiring quite a bit of bite to get them removed from the string. So you better hope your partner doesn't slip and nip you ;) There is almost a chalky consistency to this type of candy when chewed. While it does serve as a nice little flash back to childhood candies, it isn't great to have as a bra. Against your skin, the little circle candies roll and occasionally pinch against your skin. It's a little irritating and not at all sexy.
    • Beads
    • Sticky

Taste / Aroma

I'd consider the taste sweet and sugary. I enjoyed it, but it isn't the right taste for everyone. There is not too strong of an aroma involved. If you like all the sugary candies you used to eat when you were young, this is a good little post-sex snack. The ingredients include Dextrose, Sugar, Maltodextrin, Magnesium Stearate, Citric Acid, Colors: Brilliant Blue (E133), Tartrazine (E102), Allura Red (E129), Artificial Flavors. If you have any food allergies or are diabetic, I would suggest steering clear of this product.
    • Smells good
    • Strong taste

Performance

This product will last a long time, even if it gets discarded in your drawer. I put mine on probably once a year, (three years old now) and I nibble a circle or two off of it each time I put it on. I would suggest eating it from the outside inwards, starting on the straps before moving down into the cup area, to avoid getting to a certain point and having it fall apart. Also, keep in mind if you accidentally bite through the string, the product will quickly fall apart. Starting at the straps for eating will also reduce your chance of getting bit by your partner in more sensitive areas (like your nipples). If you slobber all over the product it will get really sticky and really nasty. Yet, it dries up fine and is good for use once again. Fortunately, the stickiness can be washed off easily with a quick shower. Sadly, for me, the shower is usually the sexier part of the use of this product, and the candy serves as more of a post shower play snack.
    • Gets sticky
    • Long lasting

Packaging

The candy bra is delivered in a very non discreet cardboard box and provides no storage, as the item is intended for one time use. Inside of the package, which has a picture of the product, there is a non-resealable plastic bag which the actual candy bra comes in. I replaced this with a gallon sized Ziploc bag, as I feel there is really no way for anyone to use up this whole product in one use. That's a whole lot of candy! I would suggest the manufacturer make this product come in resealable packaging. Since they do not do this, be prepared to provide your own storage.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Special Features

Edible. Disposable.

Personal comments

I do not suggest this product for foreplay, but rather as a good laughing gift. It's a great silly present to bring to a bachelorette party, a couples party, or something of similar nature.

Experience

I wear a 36C bra size, and this product didn't fit me as perfectly as I wanted to. I was given it as a birthday gift, and I wanted to put it on at the party. It is difficult to tie if you plan to re-use it which is a total bummer. You have to rely more on twisting it around, trying to kind of interlock the candy pieces, and hoping it doesn't come untwisted. I put on this bra, and my nipples showed through slightly. That could almost be sexy, but only kinda. It squeezed my sides a little bit more than I would have liked as well. For a girl with bigger breasts or band size, it just wouldn't allow for feeling very sexy. I do not regret owning the product, as I have had several good giggles over putting it on, yet I suggest buying it on sale. I'm not quite sure it's worth full price unless intended for a good laugh.
Follow-up commentary
I lost the weight I gained with my last ex and this candy bra is almost sexy! The way your nipples peak through the candy is a little bit cute. All in all I like it more. It's still a sticky mess and I still think it is more silly than sexy. For those with a serious sweet tooth this might be for you. For a bachelorette party it's great! For foreplay...maybe not so much.
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  • Contributor: deadpoet
    great review
  • Contributor: AshMegYo
    thanks for the review ) im not much of a fan of this type of candy .
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    Thank you for the review,this one just sounds...sticky
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    good review
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    Great review thanks!
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