Edible treats discontinued
by Kingman

More like Wastie Pasties

I would go with a sticky pastie as opposed to the edible pasties. I know it sounds like fun but this product turned into a disappointment. I'd have rather had non-edible sticky pasties.
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Pros
Many shapes, Several colors in box
Cons
Tastes terrible, Turns into mess once your partner actually starts licking it.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
When I first looked at this product I thought, "Oh that looks like it would be fun." For the price I thought it was worth a try. I liked that there were a bunch of different shapes and colors available in the box. That's about the only good thing I can say about these though. The price seems reasonable enough to give it a try. In the end, we found out it wasn't even worth the $4 we paid for it.

The first time we tried them, I licked them to get them to stay where I wanted them. One folded over and became stuck on itself. I used it anyway because I didn't want to waste it. My husband tried licking them when they were on me. He really didn't like the taste. We tried a couple of different colors and the same unpleasant flavor was there for each. Then after he licked them a few times they started to disintegrate and turn into a slimy mess on my chest. Yuck. I ended up washing them off.

We tried them again. I tried to just stick it to my hip. Same scenario. They weren't even tasty enough to want to just eat them as as is. I would not waste your money on these. They are very flimsy. I licked one to get it to stick and it started disintegrating even before I applied it. Let's face it, it's not real sexy to see a wadded up red star that looks like someone spit their gum out on your body. I'm sorry for that analogy but I can't stress enough how disappointed I was with this product.

If you think you still want to give them a try, I'd recommend keeping a damp wash cloth or baby wipes near by to clean off the stickiness.
Experience
A little lick helps them stick better. Keep a damp wash cloth or wipes nearby; you're gonna need it. I'd also suggest a glass of water or something to wash the taste out of your mouth.
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My Tastie pasties tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Buttocks
    • Thighs
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  • Contributor: CuteDee
    Welcome! Great review! = ) Sorry these didnt work out for you...
  • Contributor: shentel
    Thank you for your review
  • Contributor: M121212
    Aw, these sound like no fun at all. Great first review!
  • Contributor: disenchanted
    I bet a combination of Fruit Roll-Ups and cookie cutters would work and taste way better.
  • Contributor: whatevergirl
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: ColorMeCute
    Thank you
  • Contributor: ninja250
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: damnbul12
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: LuciFaery
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: booboo111926
    thankss
  • Contributor: MK434
    Nice job
  • Contributor: tortilla
    love the title of your review - thanks
  • Contributor: reysgirl83
    TY!
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