"Lure" Reels in No Catch

I've worn this cologne multiple times now and no one has noticed I smelled differently, much less been aroused by my presence. I wasn't expecting magic, but it almost seems to drive people away instead of attract them.
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Pros
Clever concept
Cons
Smells cheap, doesn't seem to arouse
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
Experience
I wish I could tell you that I sprayed this stuff on my body and miracles occurred. That prospective playmates could not keep their hands off me and if I wore this scent I was guaranteed not to go home alone. Nope, didn't happen. I would never expect a miracle from a $20 bottle of cologne, but I hoped someone would at least say "You smell good." Nope, no one has noticed my scent or been unusually drawn to me. No one has even flirted with me while I wore this, which isn't a very good sign. I don't know how to review a product like this without sounding utterly ridiculous, but since it hasn't proven to be fruitful, I can't give it a positive review.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Mood enhancer
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    • Cologne
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  • Contributor: Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Contributor: El-Jaro
    FYI: I'm a total fanboy for T2BNYC

    I love your videos and reviews!
  • Contributor: Top to Bottom
    Thanks JR!
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    VERY interesting product. Considering this one.
  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    *joins the fan bandwagon* I always love your videos. They are a riot.

    That mock commercial.. epic!
  • Contributor: Shadowfall
    I wanted to criticize you for an insufficient sampling size and test parameters, then though, "Naw, he's done his part for science."
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  • Contributor: ShadowKitten
    awesome review
  • Contributor: Just Jen
    TY for the review.
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Thank you for the review and the pictures.
  • Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Kristi :)
    This is one of my fav reviews!! Sat here LOLing. Thank you!
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