Love to Love is a new line of sensual products originating in France. The company motto is 'Sex, Fun, & Rock n' Roll.' Taking inspiration from pop culture icons and fashion trends, they create products designed to surprise you with their tasteful artistry.

The Kiss My Body massage oil is one of a complete line of sensual body products. It's packed with grape and jojoba seed oil to deeply nourish and sexify the skin, and loaded with cotton candy (or gingerbread) scent and flavor to excite your tongue and all your senses.

The sensual liquid is paraben-free, which is nice! Still, avoid any contact with the eyes. That may hurt! It's for your skin anyway, not your eyeballs, silly.

As this is oil-based, it's not to be confused with lubricant, unless you're not putting it anywhere near a vagina. Vaginas and oil don't mix - the vagina can't shed the oil properly and could get a bacterial infection as a result. Use water-based or silicone lube when having sex with feminine parts.

The ingredients are listed as:
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Grape Seed Oil, Jojoba Seed Oil, Fragrance, Benzyl Alcohol, Alpha Isomethyl Ionone

Clicking each ingredient above will lead you to an external website with some very interesting, handy information on each.

This oil has a very light consistency, and runs very easily. It is thinner than olive or baby oil - thinner than any lube I've ever encountered as well, for context.

One pump of the cap dispenses enough to coat a hand and arm to the elbow thoroughly. It is not greasy or sticky, just smooth.

The smooth liquid spreads very easily, and will run if not rubbed in immediately. The moisture it provides lasts on the skin for up to three hours.

The taste of this 'candy floss' is really yummy. This could lead to a very sexy massage! I'd kiss, lick, then eat it off of anyone in my general vicinity. No, really. I would.

It has the precise flavor of cotton candy but without the sweetness. This is lucky because sugar doesn't really have any business in a massage oil.

The scent is sugary as well, and reminds one of cotton candy, or cookies even. It's very feminine and sweet, yet light. It won't overpower anyone's senses.

I love how easily this spreads - there's next to no work required! This is just how it should be with a massage oil. It works with you to go just where you want it, and immediately. It stays where you put it as well, and lasts through alot of vigorous rubbing.

The moisturizing effect lasted on my skin for at least a couple hours. Rubbing the oil resulted in a deeper-penetrating soothing effect, but did not leave the skin dry, as many massage oils do. I love this about the Kiss My Body oil!

So, it's thin but moisturizes well - in my mind that's a pretty well-made product.


Moisturize me!

The light cardboard box includes a very attractive artistic design (allbeit indiscreet) and a product insert. The booklet features usage instructions in eight (!) languages, as well as an overview of other products in the erotic line.

The bottle features a uniquely shaped pump that is rather ergonomic - the cap forms to the finger, allowing for easy dispensing even in slippery situations. The pink lid securely fits onto the bottle, ensuring leakage will not be an issue.

Though only 1.6 fl ounces are included here, a little dab really will do ya. I love how compact this is, too. It will fit easily into my purse, and with the secure cap I don't have to worry about it leaking everywhere.

The plastic 1.6 fl oz bottle is small, at a mere 5" x 1" and is not recyclable. The cardboard box, however, is certainly recyclable.




Bottle next to a computer mouse for scale

Tastes so yummy, you'll want to lick it off your partner!

I'm not one for massage oils, but the ease of use that comes with this, coupled with its delicious fragrance and taste, make me excited to use it on a regular basis. The small bottle will likely last a while, as a little really goes a long way, and I just love the exotic feeling of using something so French. French means sexy, in my book. And cotton candy means I'm eating you.

After you use this product, you and your partner will turn into adorable kittens and nom this yummy oil off one another until death in happiness eventually consumes you.